Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Draznog]

^got gangraped by the lakers

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Wanted it to be him but had to settle for stretching his ring with a bottle

 

[Undefined]

^ Is the guy from Goatse.cx

(WARNING DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE GHOST OF BODOM: http://goatse.fr/)

 

[jmbullet]

^ Had an orgy with his parents and his uncles

 

[Undefined]

^ puts glue on his/her face and pretends it's alexi's man juices.

 

[RiderOfJustice]

^masturbates to orangutangs (good thread idea heartless)

 

[Undefined]

^ Once made a greek picasso.

(The Greek Picaso - It's when someone buttfucks you until they cum in your shithole, then they throw an empty canvas under your ass and watch you blow everything back out onto it. What remains is a modern art masterpiece)



P.S. Thanks

 

[RiderOfJustice]

^Works for playboy ask a person who keeps the male actors errect by massaging them eraticaly
(lol the greek thing was very extreme)

 

[jmbullet]

^Has been fucked by Paris Hilton with a dildo

^ puts glue on his/her face and pretends it's alexi's man juices.

im a girl

 

[Undefined]

^ has an underground sex dungeon in her backyard where she keeps lady laiho captive.

 

[jmbullet]

^Is Lady Laiho's emo boyfriend who cuts himself because his gf likes Alexi better than him

 

[Undefined]

^ used to be a crack-whore who didn't smoke crack

 

[Draznog]

^this is not secret, Looks like a mexican with that mo

 

[Undefined]

^ once had an orgy with a bunch of neighborhood cats

(DUDE, secrets... not 'Slate the person above you thread', be more original/funny [ie: his moustache is actually made of the pubes of former gay lovers] or something)

 

[Draznog]

^ once had an orgy with a bunch of neighborhood cats

Im not denying that.

 

[jmbullet]

^has a huge crush on nick carter and cries everynight listening to BSB

perhaps he knows all the lyrics to "Incomplete"

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^tried to make stop Lady Laiho "loving" Alexi cause in reality she wanted him all for herself.... there was no atruism!

 

[Excuse·All·The·Blood]

^ would kill Janne with an ham XD

 

[Undefined]

^

lost her fingers inside herself

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^told me that I'll never have his respect and.... his... friendship