Deepest Darkest Secret...

Beeb'o Clock said:
^ had once danced naked on the rooftop of a Gas Station during the night, got arested, but got released an hour later for doing blowjobs to the policemen
ouch......mistook me, that blowjob girl was another: her name is Charlot and she lives in the Acacia Avenue, number 22 (London, I think, who remembers)....
 
┼Victim of the Night┼;5565823 said:
^mistook me, that blowjob girl was another: her name is Charlot and she lives in the Acacia Avenue, number 22 (London, I think, who remembers)....

(SORRY FOR POST JUMPING YOU, BUT OMFG <3 Iron Maiden rules *hugs* LMAO)
 
(SORRY FOR POST JUMPING YOU, BUT OMFG <3 Iron Maiden rules *hugs* LMAO)

Hahah, no prob... "22 Acacia Avenue" is one of my Iron Maiden fav songs... *hugs back*
Beeb'o Clock talked about blowjobs and, if you know what that song talks about.... well, I couldn't not to write what I wrote... ;)
 
^ Was born addicted to crack

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^ Uses Nsync CD's as cockrings when having sex with his cat

(AND PEOPLE PLEASEEE... come up with a RANDOM funny 'secret'. Taking what the dude above you said and twisting it is tempting, but not the purpose of the thread. Try to come up with something unrelated and humourous, kthnx:p)
 
^jerks off to the roopes homemade gay porno with alexi. then he eats shit that his mother left on his chest from last night. he cant afford a shower you see
 
met kirk hammettt and got bribed to put him on his sig because its the only way that shit bastard could get on anyones sig. he them went on to go home at suck off the exhaust of his dads car, so he would be able to give his dad extra pleasure later
 
^has an almost fetishistic passion on long dark hair... In fact he kidnapped Alexi laiho and concealed him in his dungeon to eat every day his hair... He's almost bald by now, next time he will kidnap Tom Araya

Postjump, that was for ghost of bodom