Deepest Darkest Secret...

[Söy]

^has a weird name

 

[Igraine]

^masturbates wearing the mask in his avatar

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^wants to get a dirty sanchez by chuck norris

 

[Ekofu]

^girlfriend double brown-bag's him. (in case one falls off)


ya that joke doesnt work for guys but whatever

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

sry to say this but u pwned urself

 

[Söy]

^masturbates wearing the mask in his avatar

so? you told me you thought it was hot

 

[eternal alchemist]

^When you worked in burger king, you replaced the ketchup with blood and the mayonnase with semen and got off to watching the nerds eating it on their food!

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Dances naked on Wednesday nights with a giant teddy bear while listening to My Chemical Romance.

(Just kidding of course)

 

[OvSeth]

^ I bet its true

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

^.....Sorry I can't say anything bad about Squee, so I'll just skip him

 

[OvSeth]

^ likes to play with little toy cars?

postjump

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

^Wants to bang his squeaky toy.
Just kidding

 

[The Emptier]

^pregnant with her sister

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Fucked a warthog last September.

 

[The Emptier]

hey, that was once alright?

besides your the one that gave it crabs

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

No, you're the one that came running to me for help when it gave YOU crabs.
End of story, I win.

 

[The Emptier]

that still doesnt tell about the time with you and liza minnelli

 

[Undefined]

^ Wears tight pants and is not bothered because he likes the way they ride up his vagina!

 

[Stillwater]

has a cob love-swing and bed sheets

 

[The Emptier]

i like this guy