Did you ever....

[sol83]

now i get why it stinks so bad in here. it's not me afterall...

*lame one i know, but had to post something stupid*

 

[sol83]

*smacks himself*

 

[cedarbreed]

haha !! nah Sol , that was a nice one !

 

[sol83]

no it wasn't. i'm getting seriously bored and talk bollo(i)x. by tomorrow morning i'll probably start talking to the mirror...

*tries to find some kind of medication*

 

[Dhatura]

Why not try to find some girlie?

 

[sol83]

yeah well, i dunno... it's been a while i guess...

*pathetic*

 

[Dhatura]

Let's found the PUFF, Pathetic Unshagged Failures Fraternity.

 

[sol83]

it'll be difficult to elect a president though cos almost everyone here would be eligible...

 

[Mariner]

yeah well, i dunno... it's been a while i guess...

*pathetic*

and you will show me how to hit on girls?

 

[sol83]

what is once learned is never forgotten my son... no matter how much time passes by...

 

[sol83]

*takes the books out and blows the dust*

 

[Dhatura]

what is once learned is never forgotten my son... no matter how much time passes by...

Yeah, motor activity like riding the bike, you never forget it unless your brain gets damaged.

As for the president, I think we should make a formula like

cube root of (a*b) divided by c

a=number of years
b=number of days passed since last lay
c=number of dogs (or optional sex animals)

The bigger the number, the more eligible the person is for the president's chair.

 

[Don Corleone]

come on, lads and gals. cheer up...there's too much depression on this forum...shake it out!

im not coming to belgium, am i making a big deal out of it? i should be the one to be the most depressed...

but im seeing the gathering this weekend! yay!

 

[Dhatura]

Actually, I just realized on my way here that I made a mistake in the formula. So, with the following modification:

c=number of dogs (or other sex animals) +1 (cause if someone doesn't have any, the whole number is meaningless)

 

[Mariner]

but im seeing the gathering this weekend! yay!

if you talk to rene or hans or frank, just say 'hoedje petje hoedje petje hoedje petje' Its one of them inside jokes

 

[cedarbreed]

Let's found the PUFF, Pathetic Unshagged Failures Fraternity.

Hey speak for yourselves losers !
Have a wank, all of you

 

[Eos]

but im seeing the gathering this weekend! yay!

Ouf THAT would make me depressed *g*

 

[Strangelight]

it'll be difficult to elect a president though cos almost everyone here would be eligible...

does arse-gob-arse-arse and arse again count as sex or does it have to be the normal way like?

 

[sol83]

hmm, i dunno.. it's like, hard to decide like... let me consult me books like...


*opens the great encyclopedia of sex, page 53672...*

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

what about tititanic?