Did your folks ever say this?

[siderea]

jedes böhnchen gibt ein tönchen

what's that?

 

[joeysiedl]

what's that?

every pea makes a "fart"

...and "Drink carotte-juice and your sperm will have a good taste"
...
...
...I drink it every day

 

[Dhatura]

Me too, but nothing happens

 

[Achernar]

Me mom often said "Tom Jones will come and sleep in the same bed as you if you don't eat that soup at once!". I had such a sad childhood.

 

[Dhatura]

I hope your Pavlovian reflex developed well enough, whenever you eat soup you visualize Tom Jones

 

[Achernar]

Fortunately it did. But whenever I listen to antimatter I visualize Cronos.