Diseases, Injuries, Illnesses
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Yeah I already set up a doctor appointment for tomorrow after work. Gonna be great. Today I will mitigate the stupid humming by having a beer and maybe attending a punk show or something, but tomorrow the real relief will come. The openness of my sonic portal.
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the backs of my hands are completely covered in ant bites and i can't figure out why the ants wouldn't bite my palms
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Nah. I'm not in the mood to celebrate anything on a Wednesday, and even if it were the weekend I'd be avoiding people, because people have been inviting/asking me to shit every weekend for the past five weeks. I'm exhausted.
do we talk about hades' obvious brain injury here
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Honestly I would prefer to wait until he starts injecting stuff and he gets a gangrene or something. Now he's just a dumb fuck.
Anyways, I'm having my ear unclogged today at 16:40.
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I went to see my asshole doctor yesterday and she didn't act like an asshole this time and actually explained stuff to me. Turns out my asshole is so fucked that she's contemplating stem cell treatment. I have to admit that I wouldn't say no to a couple of stem cells in my butt but it's quite problematic to convince the insurance company to pay for it as those little buggers are apparently quite expensive. Like, I've been treated for so much shit in my life and the insurance company never asked shit but suddenly they're like look peasant stem cells are not for everyone.
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the right side of my body is falling apart
i got a sty in my right eye
had, for a while, my right nostril making what seemed to be gallons of nasal mucus
i had several different fluids gusshing out of my right ear, but this and the nose thing just fixed themselves recently
i have a giant spiderbite wound on my right forearm
can't sleep on my right side because it makes my right hip hurt
sitting on my ass with my shoulders directly above my hips makes my right leg go numb
good news is the left side of my body seems to be intact
[insert zombie joke here]
if the left side of my my body starts acting up i'll prolly have to go to the hospital
i got a sty in my right eye
had, for a while, my right nostril making what seemed to be gallons of nasal mucus
i had several different fluids gusshing out of my right ear, but this and the nose thing just fixed themselves recently
i have a giant spiderbite wound on my right forearm
can't sleep on my right side because it makes my right hip hurt
sitting on my ass with my shoulders directly above my hips makes my right leg go numb
good news is the left side of my body seems to be intact
[insert zombie joke here]
if the left side of my my body starts acting up i'll prolly have to go to the hospital
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MasterpieceMesias
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I've been nauseous for ages now. Only thing that helps is vaping THC every now and then (even though I, in theory, shouldn't really be doing that rn). Ugh, god, I need to get laid
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Why does nausea make you horny? Have you considered exploring this?
MasterpieceMesias
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I don't give a fuck either way. I'm always horny, nauseous or not. It's just my misery is making me think more about how staggeringly undersexed I am
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all this shit ^^ healed up
yay
but then, after i healed, i almost drowned
got 2 small cuts on my left palm
a gigantic bruise on my left thigh
(the cuts and the bruise were from walking though thick thorny vines and climbing over knocked-over tree-trunks while walking through knee-deep water)
then after i climbed out of the water, got to my camp and put on dry clothes,
my diabetic and anemic roommate stabbed me in the right shoulder-blade
the arthritis in his hands and his fucked-off depth-perception were so bad
that the stabbing didn't do any permanent damage
but it made a 2-inch-diameter blood-stain on the shoulder-blade of my bright-grey hoodie
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MasterpieceMesias
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I think, with the sort of lifestyle you appear to live, you would do well with acquiring a Wolverine-esque healing factor.
Why tf did your buddy stab you anyways?
Why tf did your buddy stab you anyways?
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