Disinterested Handjob

[DisinterestedHandjob]

Presenting Wynyard's greatest <whatever genre> band; Disinterested Handjob. Sloppily-played, one-take recorded, painfully-titled über complex metal as performed by myself and assorted others who may not actually have any talent or ability to get better. Wonder at the blistering solos! Gape in awe at the brutally fast blast beats!! Wet yourself at the impassioned and violent vocals!!! Shiver at the chunkiest of chunky bottom end!!!! Faint at the clarity of production!!!! Spend money buying the digital releases*; debut Nothing That Anyone Has Ever Heard Of Is Any Good and concept album Some Cunt With A Hat Always Stands In Front Of Me At Shows!!!!!


http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com


You know you want to.



*or just download them for free...

 

[DisinterestedHandjob]

In "exciting" news we have a brand spanking new release; Disinterested.

http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com/album/disinterested

Why put it off forever?

 

[DisinterestedHandjob]

You should all go to http://shitcore.dk/smfsp/releases.html and buy 8-way for destroy the music #1...

 

[DisinterestedHandjob]

Disinterested Handjob's NEW album - You Know What I Hate? You.

http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com

Buy it. Now. It may be the most important thing you ever do.