do you know what a 'russian trombone' is?...

[deadair]

i just found out... and i wish i didn't know.

 

[azal]

I think you mean rusty trombone.

 

[deadair]

eeeeehhhh...

that just made it worse.

 

[azal]

sexy.

and "rusty" because of the pigment of the givers mouth afterwards.

 

[deadair]

yep...

we are talking about the same thing.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeah dude. 'rusty'

 

[xfer]

haha (on several levels)!

 

[azal]

jake are you new to this field?

any of these ring a bell?

dogs in a bathtub

cleveland steamer

dirty sanchez

Danza slap

Smurfing

Angry Dragon

 

[deadair]

crap... you knew too!?!?! (josh)

actually, i'm glad you didn't tell me about it.

 

[deadair]

dogs in a bathtub - nope

cleveland steamer - yep

dirty sanchez - yea (but unclear)

Danza slap - nope

Smurfing - nope

Angry Dragon - nope (sounds painful though)

 

[azal]

I really hate to be vulgar, but this is completely for enlightening and education reasons. For Jake's sake.

dogs in a bathtub - trying to put one's testicles inside a vagina and keep them there. It's as hard to do as keeping dogs in a bathtub.

dirty sanchez - having sex with a girl in the doggy position, then sticking your finger in her rectum and giving her a shitstache. Hence, giving her the appearance of a mexican.

danza slap - when a female is done servicing you orally, you remove your penis from her mouth and slap her in the face with it while yelling "Who's the Boss?"

Smurfing - smacking someone with the head of your penis (also known as the mushroom stamp_

Angry Dragon - finishing inside a girls mouth and then punching her in the back of the head so that your fluids will come out through her nose, making her look like an angry dragon.

 

[avi]

I know some of those, but thankfully not all. some things I don't need to know.

 

[azal]

there is like 100 more that I know, but I think this is good enough for today.

 

[xfer]

i always thought for the Sanchez you didn't use your finger.

"the houdini". having sex doggystle, and then you pull out and spit on the girl's back. thinking you've come, she turns around, and you put one right in 'er eye.

 

[azal]

there are variations to all of these, yes.

regional variances I believe.

 

[deadair]

i was just told what a...

texas chili-dog

and

abraham linchon

are...


this needs to stop.

 

[deadair]

also... this is SOOOO the thread of the day

 

[avi]

I once looked at a site that had like a million of these. Thankfully, most are blocked from my memory.

 

[azal]

David and Goliath - having sex with a girl 3 time your size and then when you're done, striking her in the head with a giant rock.

 

[xfer]

serbian dogs in a bathtub - forcibly trying to put one's testicles inside a Muslim vagina and keep them there. It's as hard to do as keeping dogs in a bathtub.

dirty milos - forcibly having sex with a Muslim girl in the doggy position, then sticking your finger in her rectum and giving her a shitstache. Hence, giving her the appearance of milos crnjanski.

milosevic slap - when a Muslim female is done forcibly servicing you orally, you remove your penis from her mouth and slap her in the face with it while yelling "Who's the Boss?"

Serbian Smurfing - smacking someone Muslim with the head of your penis (also known as the mushroom stamp_

Serbian Angry Dragon - finishing inside a Muslim girls mouth and then punching her in the back of the head so that your fluids will come out through her nose, making her look like an angry dragon.