do you know what a 'russian trombone' is?...

[azal]

this was inevitable.

 

[deadair]

David and Goliath - having sex with a girl 3 time your size and then when you're done, striking her in the head with a giant rock.

ok, now you are just making shit up off the top of your head

 

[Stultus]

Is there a difference between a Dizzie Gillespie and a Rusty Trombone?

 

[deadair]

now we are getting into grey area...

 

[azal]

I'm glad the_preppy isn't here to ruin this thread.

 

[xfer]

because nothing kills a thread about shitting between titties like a good mope, right?!

 

[azal]

or general feminist sneering.

 

[Stultus]

Grover Cleveland was fat.

 

[azal]

I always thought that the cleveland steamer got it's name because the city smells like shit.

I still prefer to call it a "hot lunch"

 

[Stultus]

Regardless, Grover Cleveland was fat.

 

[azal]

true.

Taft was fatter though.

 

[avi]

I've heard that one called a 'blumpie', not anything cleveland related

 

[xfer]

why don't we have a no-fat-presidents-with-moustaches amendment in the Constitution??

 

[azal]

avi "blumpkin"

 

[xfer]

"blumpie/blumpkin" = getting a blowjob while sitting on a toilet and doing your business.

"cleveland steamer" = shitting between titties, titty-fucking using said shit as lubricant

"hot lunch" = shit in the maw

 

[avi]

remember there are regional differences at work here. the west coast blumpie is the same as the steamer from what I was originally told.

 

[Stultus]

Isn't the steamer with a blowjob, though?

 

[azal]

how can you crap on someone and be getting a BJ at the same time?

 

[Stultus]

Do you need a diagram?

 

[xfer]

this is a horrible thread, and deadair is a sick, sick poster.