do you know what I absolutely love?

[Seanindarkness]

being called at 1:00 AM by a very sloshed Coy Scotteberg.
Lovely.

 

[CladInDarkness]

Who is that?

 

[opeth_353]

Bloody pisshead! You weren't talking on msn so i fucked off! NOW I KNOW WHY!

WAIIIIIT.. I'm a n00btard..Totally forgot you're in America.. And i read this at like.. 1.30 AM .. And Coy hadn't been talking for a while on MSN ahaha ..


DEEEEEERP

 

[CladInDarkness]

It's 8:30 PM here Stephen.

 

[opeth_353]

DERRRRRRRRP

 

[Seanindarkness]

"hello? Hello sir! Hello? Hello? I can't barely hear you? Hello sir? why the fuck won't you come to Chicago you dipshit? hello sir? hello sir? hello?"

 

[opeth_353]

That's not how i talk!?!?!

OH WATE LOLL.

 

[Seanindarkness]

wait there' more:
"Have you ever talked to Luke before? Do you know who look is? Do you ever watch the CID Youtube videos? He is the narrorator for the CID Youtube Videos."
etc. etc.

Coy next time you call me will you sing me a Nick Drake song?

 

[JohnInDarkness]

At least when you answered the phone he didn't immediately start shouting at someone, hold a conversation with them for a number of moments, then hang up without ever acknowledging you were on the phone.

 

[Christrollpher]

Or Coy calling to yell at you, and then handing the phone to a drunk friend who will remain nameless shouting at you Full Metal Jacket style for 15 minutes demanding webpage updates with threats of Casey provided homosexual acts for noncompliance.

 

[Seanindarkness]

curse fate for giving Coy a cell phone...

 

[Seanindarkness]

and by fate I mean Coy's dad

 

[CladInDarkness]

wait there' more:
"Have you ever talked to Luke before? Do you know who look is? Do you ever watch the CID Youtube videos? He is the narrorator for the CID Youtube Videos."
etc. etc.

Coy next time you call me will you sing me a Nick Drake song?

And you:

Who?

Who?

What?

 

[Reaper-X]

Wow, I should give him my number.

 

[opeth_353]

Don't... Once you do.. He'll pester you for phone sex for ETERNITY.

 

[Seanindarkness]

Eternity and a half.

If I had a nickle for every time Coy held the phone up to his balls while demanding that I yell into it I'd have...a hell of a lot of nickles.

 

[Reaper-X]

Wow...never heard of a guy who liked his balls yelled at before.

 

[Seanindarkness]

apparently you've never met Coy Scottberg