Do ypou fake it to make tyour partner pahhy

[Johanna]

it was cooler when all these RCers were single.

 

[J.]

ive been with her since the beginning. i dont count. im talkin' bout all you young bucks who blow your load when you touch a boobie

 

[Trylakos]

well I haven't touched a boobie, but I doubt you'd care about my stories if that were to ever happen

 

[Krilons Resa]

slacker.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

i farted on my girlfriends cat this morning she found it hilarious

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, seriously, this place is getting too mature for me. it was better when it was just lizurrd, J., Zod, and myself who carried the old married man torch. now *everybody's* gotta be in a relationship. hopefully it's just a passing fad.

 

[Demilich]

well MajestikMoose is still holding down the fort is he not?

 

[Nico]

I'm also single. Yay me.

 

[MFJ]

i also have no wimmenz

 

[Claws of Perdition]

do you have teh itemz?

 

[NAD]

Being single or not has nothing to do with my funtime, I mean just last night I had a very heated discussion about the Cosby Kids, concluding with: "okay the older broad whatever, Lisa Bonet is HARSH, Theo kicks ass because he smokes weed, FUCK Vanessa, FUCK Rudy, and MOTHERFUCK Raven Simone." I can assure you the Fat Tire Ale greatly helped the passionate (aka loud) delivery.

Also when I first came to RC I was very much not single, and remained as such for a long time.

In closing, boobs. BIG ones.

 

[KILL TULLY]

I'm single fo' shizzle.

Now instead of looking for the ideal in METAL CHIKKZ, I'm back my my oldschool ideal of HOT GAMERZ CHICKZ. Loliez. Or both as a mega-ideal, I've found a few of those. *Swoon*


PS: For anyone who reads Zits, Johana and Mike are Richandamy.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

PS: For anyone who reads Zits, Johana and Mike are Richandamy.

hahahah

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

why fake a fart? i fart real farts for derick as much as i can, even over the phone

 

[Ellestin]

what#s your number?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

don't have one right now except my prepaid shitz. service got cut off

 

[lurch70]

Three days I'll bump "The August Adventure Thread" when we get back home from the airport

woohoo ... i didn't think she was due for another few weeks ... you guys must be in seventh heaven

 

[Claws of Perdition]

seventh heaven

Please dont mention anything to do with that show what a piece of crap.

 

[dorian gray]

ever since jessica biel left anyway.
actually, no, it was intolerable no matter what

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

woohoo ... i didn't think she was due for another few weeks ... you guys must be in seventh heaven

if seventh heaven is the one where you're nervous and excited and can barely focus and can't sleep. yes