no i don't own a cell or mobile phone,they were once only spotted here on tradespeople ie, painters,builders,electricians ect and now every ponce in town has one! down with mobile phones!!my old man told me about a time he was painting out a foyer of this hotel when this cockhead carpetlayer,who i happen to know,walks through the foyer with various tradespeople,builders,painters, ect and was talking loudy,obviously about some important business when the phone started ringing mid conversation,what a fucking legend,hail mobile(cell) phones. I know this unbelievably hideous (now) woman who was in my little brothers year at school and once at this absolute bogans party i was unfortunate enough to attend, i saw this horrible wench there with her decrepit fifty year old looking boyfriend and about five cell phones dangling from her belt,what a fucking shazza