Does anyone see anything wrong with this statement?

[Baliset]

hanging out outside my house i saw a group of teens walking down the street yelling and one of the voices was heard over the others saying:

"Alright which one of y'all took my tazer!"

hmm

 

[The Dope]

Kids will be kids.

 

[Baliset]

i wish i had a tazer when i was a kid

 

[azal]

I wish I had an uncle's finger-resistant poop hole.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

all about the US Cavalry catalogues

 

[minxnim]

i have a stun gun. they're fun.
STUN MASTER 200S!

 

[avi]

oooh I haven't received a us cav catalogue in quite some time.

 

[xfer]

i asked for a taser for my birthday once and my parents looked at me like i was crazy. sigh.

 

[minxnim]

if my memory doesn't fail me, i think my sister is the one that got me this.

but anyway, i have this one. it helps while jogging alone.

 

[xfer]

have you ever tried it out on yourself, or someone at a party?

 

[minxnim]

my friend once got himself with it in the arm and his arm was limp for a bit and he had red stingy burn sort of marks from it. he said he didn't recommend it for personal fun.

 

[xfer]

i absolutely need to be stun-gunned once in my life. this is along the same lines as that shooting off machine guns thing.

 

[minxnim]

well, i would recommend using something weaker than the stun master 200s. it can paralyze people, and kill someone if used for a few seconds too long. definitely go for a wussier tazer. esp. since the heavy ones like this one that the cops use can leave burns and bad scars.

 

[xfer]

are you insinuating i can't take the hit?!?!


(you're probably right)

 

[avi]

xfer, maybe if you start hitting on every woman you come across in a very sleazy manner your wish will come true!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I so remember lusting after a set of throwing knives in that US Cav.

 

[avi]

the ones with the wrist concealer?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

HELL YES. Also that Indian Gurkha knife!!

 

[minxnim]

Originally posted by xfer
are you insinuating i can't take the hit?!?!


(you're probably right)

yea i am! trust me. it could cause seizures, nerve damage, permanent LIMP appendages etc etc.

 

[azal]

I think a permanent limp would add a air of sophistication to my gait and all around personality.

I would need a gold cane and top hat too though.