Does anyone see anything wrong with this statement?

[VangelicSurgeon]

 

[xfer]

dudes, i am 46% gay. a permanently limp wrist can only help me.

 

[FuSoYa]

Is it illegal to taze someone?
Along with being stun gunned I have also always wanted to be choloformed.

In addition, from the US Cav catalog my most desired item are the claws ninjas use to scale walls and trees!

 

[avi]

I need to re-sign up for the US Cav mailing list. I miss getting the catalogue on a regular basis.

I got a sweet-ass raincoat from there, among other things

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
I have also always wanted to be choloformed.

that might be the gayest thing ever posted on this board.

 

[xfer]

w00t, my meat post is forgotten!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

OH SHIT THE NINJA CLAWS!

 

[FuSoYa]

I want ninja claws soooo bad. You guys know I would totally use them like every weekend too.

 

[avi]

oh sweet memories! if only I had the money to spend to outfit myself with us cav gear!

 

[minxnim]

it is illegal to use a tazer on someone. i mean, i guess if they wanted you to, no one would care. but i also think it might be illegal in most states to carry a tazer around.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

http://www.uscav.com/

 

[xfer]

holy shit i want those boots.

 

[xfer]

and the beret that lights up!

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
and the beret that lights up!

how did I become the target for gay jokes... are you people reading this!!!

 

[avi]

I am wearing this fine item right now:
http://www.uscav.com/shop/uscitemdetail.asp?stk_code=WA16491

 

[xfer]

If I had moderator status, that link would totally have become this one:

http://broadwaycostumes.com/images/sales/h-14574ad-zoom.jpg

 

[azal]

avi are you a janitor?

 

[avi]

haha no, but I do have a lot of keys

 

[azal]

oh...my bad..."custodial engineer."

 

[avi]

look at my avatar! I am a paid computer nerd!