I actually know of people who claim they are descended from Pocahontus. I thought maybe Donny Boy was one of them.
Those damned redskins invaded my ancestors' home during the Indian Massacre of 1622. Something like 11 people on the plantation were killed. I am lucky to be here today.
PS: I am not racist against First Americans. I am sure they had their reasons for doing what they did.
"In order to punish you for the years of suffering you put my people through, I will make these shitty cartoons and make your kids fall in love with them so you will have to buy them and watch them over and over."