If you ever came to play in England I'd take you in, feed you, cloth you, bathe you and whatever else you fancy. But you'd never come to Twyford would you?
If you come to Denton not only can you crash at my and my neighbor's house (all big fans who live right in Denton.) but in Dallas there is some damn Hare Krishna temple that serves a vegan buffet that is supposed to be one of the best... all these celebrities have gone and silly stuff like that. My roommate and neighbor/best bud are both vegetarians and love it.