Don't Close your door

[Kochon]

I say wtf to my mother saying

'Do not Close your door if you're in your room with your girlfriend'

And why not sharing our teenager experiences about mo or dad catching us doing stuff in our room?

 

[deathroll149]

my mom wont let me stay behind closed doors with my friend (same gender)
but doesnt care when i close the door with my other friend (older, opposite sex)
maybe because the first friend is black?
my mum is horrible

 

[Kochon]

or simply racist ?

 

[deathroll149]

racist is horrible
i think so, anyway

 

[Kochon]

yeah but you know your mother got educated that way

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

.....my mom does sexual joke with my boyfriend
And don't give a fuck (hahaha) if 'im alone even in the house with him lol
Maybe cause you're younger...how old are you anyway lol

 

[Kochon]

i'm 15... but in my case my mother doesnt really care, it's my goddamnit father-in-law.. de quoi y s'mêle lui caliss

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

Hahaha !

 

[Kochon]

stupid cunt he is! i'm gonna call Roy to kick his ass with his magical running shoes (in the everytime i die clip the reapers wearing running shoes)

 

[Anonymous]

My mom almost saw my rock-hard cock once as I was shoving it back into my pants cause she fucking ran down the stairs into the living room without warning. Just so happened to be the first time I stuck it up a chick's pooper too

She fucking ruined it for me!

 

[Kochon]

^Goddamn bitch lulz

 

[deathroll149]

pooper?!

postjump

 

[Kochon]

^LOLLz thats what i taught but if he likes it and her too.. shouldnt be a problem, no? anyways in what is this supposed to be our business?

 

[Anonymous]

You read correctly. I used lube for what it's worth

That was around 2 years ago, still remember it crystal clear.

 

[deathroll149]

^lol he posted it
now its everybodys business

edit: postjump

 

[Altitudes]

My mom almost saw my rock-hard cock once as I was shoving it back into my pants cause she fucking ran down the stairs into the living room without warning. Just so happened to be the first time I stuck it up a chick's pooper too

She fucking ruined it for me!

If you were to pull through and stay in you could have had the honor to post this in the most heroic thread!

 

[Kochon]

If you were to pull through and stay in you could have had the honor to post this in the most heroic thread!

HARD LULZ notworthynotworthy

 

[deathroll149]

hes 19 now
he was 17 wen this happened haha

 

[Anonymous]

Dude, I was 17. I didn't want my mom to see me do that

Had I been older, I would've found it fucking hilarious to stay in. I probably would've been louder on purpose just to scar my mom for life hahaha
Stupid teenage insecurity.

 

[Kochon]

lol only 17 and you do anal stuff.. little prick

CALISS JMEN VA ME COUCHER LA

Bonne nuit =)