Doomcifer will swallow your soul!

Alright, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah."
 
"You're only making it worse!"
"Making it worse!? It couldn't BE any worse! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!"
 
this was not the thread i was looking for, but i like it anyhow.

email i just received:

Subject: Latrice, your refill is due
Date: Oct 28, 2005 2:51 AM
Attachments: unknown-1 KB

learned off enemy. raised evening drew winter.
stopping sign miss. yours thinking need glad stairs words.
turn bridge raise, dare but conduct conduct hard,
bought mother disappoint?
foot reply justice summary follow. hat sugar grave.
 
I got an unidentified text message on my phone the other day that said "I'm going to see jake shimabukuro tonight!"

?!?!?