WTF BEST PACKAGE EVER

[Krilons Resa]

hahahahahahahaa

 

[Trylakos]

I know I d on't really know any of you here, but am I allowed to send packages too?

anyone willing to accept things from a complete stranger?

 

[MFJ]

honestly, no. sorry. usually these packages go between the regulars who send each other stuff anyway, but maybe im just an elitist bastard.

 

[lizard]

I like the fact that Erik received cassette tapes labeled "normal bias"

 

[Erik]

i usually use high bias CrO2 tapes.

 

[lurch70]

i usually use high bias CrO2 tapes.

hehe, I have a feeling that is not what lizzie meant

 

[lizard]

Hmmm….what could this be, in my distribution box???

Oh wait, that's my 15 yr old cat Buster…

Here it is:

It seems to be from a "MFJ", residing on what appears to be Hogswallow Road….

It contains a handwritten missive….

And…could it possibly be…

Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NOLTEM tape!

Thx Max!

 

[lizard]

haha so I did, the tape was waiting in the wings, so to speak, before striding forth to take center stage for its portrait.

 

[MFJ]

Yeah I'm glad you finally got that. Once again, sorry for totally fucking forgetting about it. I realized about 5 minutes after I drove away from the post office that this very tape was supposed to include a hand-written lyrics sheet. Be assured that you'll get that one soon...

 

[lizard]

I'm going to save this note for when Max becomes internationally famous, and then sell it on E-bay.

edit: haha I was like, where the 'gugs is my lyric sheet jk

 

[MFJ]

I'm going to save this note for when Max becomes internationally famous, and then sell it on E-bay.

I include written notes with EVERYTHING I send to people, so I personally recommend lamination.

 

[lizard]

and...just by chance...I have a laminating machine...only five feet away from me.

"Laminations of the Flame Princess"

 

[MFJ]

and...just by chance...I have a laminating machine...only five feet away from me.

"Laminations of the Flame Princess"

 

[Johanna]

Attention Lizard!

The package has arrived! :hotjump:
Full of...

CINNAMON CANDY!

Doesnt look very strange but WAH, once you put them in your mouth.. First tasted that chewing gum and OIPIOP OIPI weirdness! and my tounge hurt but now I like them! Also tasted those little red things but I end up thinking Im eating porridge in the form of pills, WEIRD again. Still have to try the jolly rancher hard candy.

I also got a...

cool t-shirt!

But Lillkisse paxed it

Many thanks to you lizard, you'll get something in return.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Hey that is some of my fav. candy! Im eating big red right now...well..im gonna be in a second when i find my pack =(.

 

[lizard]

Attention Lizard!
The package has arrived! :hotjump:
Full of...

CINNAMON CANDY!

Doesnt look very strange but WAH, once you put them in your mouth.. First tasted that chewing gum and OIPIOP OIPI weirdness! and my tounge hurt but now I like them! Also tasted those little red things but I end up thinking Im eating porridge in the form of pills, WEIRD again. Still have to try the jolly rancher hard candy.

I also got a...

cool t-shirt!

But Lillkisse paxed it

Many thanks to you lizard, you'll get something in return.

cool!!!
great cat tho. you don't need to send anything back to me, I know you said you are poor

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

maybe she'll just take pictures of her boobs and email them to you? :O

 

[lizard]

okay
since Johanna responded to my "any of you swedes want some cinammon candy, PM me" I was really interested in someone's reaction who had never tried it before, awesome....it is kind of a unique taste

 

[cthulufhtagn]

cinnamon candy is the devil's confection

 

[Johanna]

cool!!!
great cat tho. you don't need to send anything back to me, I know you said you are poor

Oh dont worry about that, I have special plans for you! (no, not boobs)