I don't know why, but this reminds me of what happened last friday night...
Man I hate to go to the local boozer. The place is okay but almost always there's some bloody drunken idiot who wants to fight. Like last friday.
We came back from a school trip and as it wasn't very late, about 1am, I thought I'd go and have a pint. So after driving few rounds around the centrum me mate parked the car and we headed to the stairs leading to the boozer.
Right down the stairs there was one fella I know and we stopped to chat with him. Not long after one mate of mine that I hadn't seen for a while came there too.
There was a car near us where some, unknown to me, gal and guy were doing something (dunno what exactly, didn't look). So after a while this bloody guy comes to us shouting something like "What the 'ck are you staring at?". Well as I was bit tired, I just said to him, and I was honest, that we weren't looking anything. So he begins to ramble and shout and everything and me mate who came last was pretty tired too and got pissed off with that asswipe.
Well, then the next dialogue was 'acted':
Idiot: "Why aren't you guys at the bar?"
Me: "Well, we were going to but there's someone in the way."
Idiot: "Aren't you old enough to pass the doorman?"
Me: "No, we have no trouble at the door, the trouble is down the stairs."
Idiot: "Are you referring to me? Then go you bloody bastard!"
And he pushed me by him.
Me: "Oi! Keep your hands off of me!"
Idiot: "Achha *some nonsense*!!! I will kick your 'kin head! *blablabla*"
Me: "Ya ya, Do you talk to your mom with that mouth? Go home!"
Then I just went to the boozer, and man, was I pissed off! I could've kicked his rosy red fat ass after few pints but he left before that. I heard afterwards that the guy had been thrown out of the boozer c's he was underage, and how much underage! Bloody 4-5 years younger than me (about 15 years or so), still wearing diapers and trying to be something!
I swear I will kick his diaper wearing ass if he comes to me with his shit again...
Sorry for the rant guys, but now I feel a lot better!
