Drunk as a skunk(continued)

[Mr. Hyde]

I don't get drunk as a skunk anymore but, someone sent me these jokes and thought those here who still get drunk as a skunk might relate to them a little. I know I can relate to a few of them!


Due to increasing products liability litigation, American Wine & Beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer and alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause people with no rythem to think they can dance.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

 

[Nefilim]

Hehehehe, I could relate to at least half of those, lol!

 

[Adde]

Yeah Im defenetley qualified for this one. I love you all so much. I havent bben meself lateley cuz of a number of things but I hope it will change now. IMG is the thing !

 

[Eddy]

It seems that whoever has suggested those labels, has been spying me on few friday nights!

 

[Adde]

He he, wow just realizing what I wrote last night, he he dont take it littarary, but I guess theres always some truth in it

 

[Stormbringer]

aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhh you gits have fun here being drunk i was at my fathers place last night! he's on holiday at the moment so i have a whole house for me to party
but i could have been a BIG help yesterday for that thread... went with two girls to a friends place, was quite funny there

btw mr hyde - EXCELLENT post
the only frightning thing is that these warning are true!

@eddy: kick his bloody ass for me too - i hate those idiots who always bully up people so they feel better... but if it becomes serious, they're are tiny little afraid bastards!

 

[Eddy]

Actually, I haven't seen the guy since...