dude...I'm drunk

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'mdrunk right now. And it rules. JKahula is the shit. My friends JAck and Dima tried dancing to Brainwashed, and then Dima tried to like vampire bite Jacka nd they frell down and broke an execerise machine. And Sean had hella whiskey before he came, so he's just totally wasted. And it's like...shit, everythung's funny. Sean went to get soem water, and JAck says "THat's not water." And I go "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's SEMEN!~!!" and Jack just collapses unable to breathe and fucking loses his shit. And now I'm sobering up a bit, sadly, so I'm gona get some more kahlua. Updates later. ICED EARTH FUCKIGN ROCKS. At least Burnt OFferigns, especially. blech, sobtrierty is lamne, I'll be back with more booze. \m/

-Reuben

 

[FretsAflame]

hahahahahaha

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[PlatypusJesus]

HE CAN STILL SPELL HIS NAME! Amazing.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

i had to go back and cirrct myself. Yeah.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Prophet = Pyrus
Charred = Me

Session Start (AIM - CharredSacrificerophetoftheVoid): Fri Sep 19 22:54:09 2003
ProphetoftheVoid: due I'm hella drunjk
ProphetoftheVoid: it's aweome
CharredSacrifice: hahaha
CharredSacrifice: you can't type
ProphetoftheVoid: kahula
ProphetoftheVoid: kahlua
ProphetoftheVoid: it urles
CharredSacrifice: hahahaaha
CharredSacrifice: your typing sux
ProphetoftheVoid: tell me about iot
CharredSacrifice: how many fingers am i holding up?
ProphetoftheVoid: your mom
CharredSacrifice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CharredSacrifice: you're wasted man
ProphetoftheVoid: no fuckin SHIT
ProphetoftheVoid: we;re listenign to Burnt Offerings
ProphetoftheVoid: rulz
ProphetoftheVoid: \m/
CharredSacrifice: when you're sober again, i show this conversation to you
ProphetoftheVoid: sweet
ProphetoftheVoid: and you know
ProphetoftheVoid: I wnat more
ProphetoftheVoid: hella more
CharredSacrifice: yeah
CharredSacrifice: go get some more
CharredSacrifice: get pissed
ProphetoftheVoid: I'll ask dima
CharredSacrifice: i recommend white russians
ProphetoftheVoid: we got none.
CharredSacrifice: make ur own
CharredSacrifice: kaluha, vodka, milk
ProphetoftheVoid: nice
ProphetoftheVoid: dude, Jack and Dima are trying to make out
ProphetoftheVoid: badly
CharredSacrifice: hahahaha
ProphetoftheVoid: wait, DIma's just bitign himself
CharredSacrifice: if only you were will, and carried a video camera around at all times
ProphetoftheVoid: FUCK
ProphetoftheVoid: we should have one
ProphetoftheVoid: fucking shit Jack
ProphetoftheVoid: shoudla brough hist
ProphetoftheVoid: ba stard3
CharredSacrifice: hahaha
Session Close (ProphetoftheVoid): Fri Sep 19 23:14:02 2003

 

[Durandal]

Yeah, we're lightweights. For the record, I wasn't trying to make out with dima. it's weird, when I'm drunk I can type better than reuben drunk. Reuben drunk is a sight to behold.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yah, kahlua does kick but.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'm trying to figure out why it was that I posted this. Oh well.

Sure, Jack, you weren't making out with him. Whatever you say.

 

[neal]

how the hell do you get drunk off kahlua?
-neal

 

[AjDeath]

how the hell do you get drunk off kahlua?
-neal

I have no fucking idea, friend. Jim Beam(black) is all I drink and this coffee brandy shit was never strong enough to satisfy my drunken thirst, a few PBR's or Fosters and then Whiskey, that is how you drink.

 

[neal]

they're still kids.
-neal

 

[Junkie]

Mmmmm Whiskey.
Bah Kaluha. It's worse than baileys. And we all know what that's made of.......(Monkey Semen)

Take note:Real drinks=
Whiskey
Vodka
Anything 40% proof or above.
Guiness.
Headfucks/Diesil(Cocktails for alcoholics)

Did I miss anything?

 

[neal]

rum, but i guess that falls under the 40% thang. even though actually most of the liquor i buy is 35%.
-neal

 

[AjDeath]

rum, but i guess that falls under the 40% thang. even though actually most of the liquor i buy is 35%.
-neal

Rum is also good.

I got a shot you guys should try, half/half Jagermeister/Barcardi 151.

Try these and tell me what they do to you, I can't remember-Oh, and we call the shot Screaming Nazi's

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

It worked for me...but then, that may have just been the cognac.

 

[Troyanasy]

Rum is also good.

I got a shot you guys should try, half/half Jagermeister/Barcardi 151.

Try these and tell me what they do to you, I can't remember-Oh, and we call the shot Screaming Nazi's

Woooo Hoooooo
I've tried that, it's gets the face a turnin' red, blood racing and if you do enough of them, a night in jail hahaha.
I don't drink too much these days because I can't handle the hangover.....
Cracks were it's at

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Jager's fucking foul, man...tastes like cough syrup mixed with pure alcohol. Since I began drinking I've been real into amaretto...but when you get down to, nothing can beat a good, honest beer. Shame we didn't have any.

 

[Troyanasy]

Alcoholaday turned Alcoholocaust

 

[Troyanasy]

Try this, get a shot of Amaretto, a 3\4 mug of beer

drop the shot glass into the beer and swill it back fast. It taste exactly like Dr. Pepper.Repeat 37 times