DUI thread

[unhinged]

Learn how to hunt, fish, trap, forage and live off the land then buy some land in the middle of fucking nowhere, build yourself a cabin all traditional style and live like a pioneer!

then the FBI will come and kill your wife and shoot at your kids mistaking you for a neo-nazi outlaw

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

that'd be an international incident since i'm canadian!

 

[lizard]

not if you properly build your bunker and preplan your fields of fire.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

traps! snares, bear traps, stacks of logs ready to roll down the hill. keep large volumes of ammo and make sure you're built in such a location they have to come up a narrow path.

 

[lizard]

also, prefire at selected distances, in order to achieve more accuracy in the heat of battle.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, and maximum damage and demoralization. If you kill 1 at a time its ok, 20 in 5 seconds and they'll run.

 

[lizard]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

CLAYMORES!!! hahahaha "front toward enemy" "do not eat" "do not use as prank for neighbors house"

 

[lizard]

since the claymore is built in an arc-like shape, it's nuts they have to put the front toward enemy thing on there but there ya go. As long as the army keeps taking

I guess ya gotta

 

[Hell Mike]

Learn how to hunt, fish, trap, forage and live off the land then buy some land in the middle of fucking nowhere, build yourself a cabin all traditional style and live like a pioneer!

And get shot at by the owner of the forest and have your cabin torn down when they cut down the trees for $$$ and get cancer and die when you eat fish you've caught in the polluted stream and get arrested for not paying home owner tax and everything sucks

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hence buying the land And the middle of nowhere so it's not polluted. and its my land, can't touch my trees.

 

[lizard]

As long as the conservatives run this govt out natural heritage isimperiled (sp)

 

[KILL TULLY]

Somtimes I just go sleep in the middlesex fells, im pretty sure its very illegal, being a reserve and all that.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I happen to know a LOT of cops, and there is one in my immediate family. I've been privy to the inner workings of your everyday police force far more than anyone here, I can promise you that.

Eh, as my ex-girlfriend worked for the Department of Corrections, my friend Paul is an evidence tech for Phoenix PD, my workout partner is a SWAT instructor for Yavapai Sheriff and two of my better friends are Detectives for Maricopa, I'm going to go out on a limb and say, wrong.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

what a great thread to read with your coffee in the morning!


I see both points.... I too know cops and they are very good and honest men, and I also know a lot of friends who got abused by cops
so ... (those normally are ones with long hair or something
that get the profiled)
there are good cops, and there are corrupt ones...
from my own personal point of view... I have nothing against them, because I
was never pulled over or been in a situation where I was involved with the law.... I have no problem with 'em.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Eh, as my ex-girlfriend worked for the Department of Corrections, my friend Paul is an evidence tech for Phoenix PD, my workout partner is a SWAT instructor for Yavapai Sheriff and two of my better friends are Detectives for Maricopa, I'm going to go out on a limb and say, wrong.

lol, say wrong all you want. I still know more cops than you.

 

[lizard]

aside from a nodding acquaintance with the federal guards here on base, I know no cops at all.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Somtimes I just go sleep in the middlesex fells, im pretty sure its very illegal, being a reserve and all that.

I fell asleep in the middle of sex once too. Wow, let me tell you, your mom was angry.

 

[lizard]

I have no problem with 'em.

and with all due respect to you, K, neither are you a guy with long hair and H E A V Y M E T A L tattooed in large gothic letters down each forearm

 

[Doom]

I thought he had HEAVY on one arm and METAL on the other?

Either way \m/