Eating Pussy

Yes I would agree with that that any lassie that does arse to mouth is definitely a skanky hoooeeeerrr. I mean come on you wouldn't really do all that stuff with your wife would you. I dunno, this is all new stuff to me.

I've watched plenty of porn and watching folk getting it up the chuff looks alright but I've no intentions of ever trying it. I think I've seen arse to mouth as well, and I can watch it fine without any problems, but no way would I ever do that, its just too gross for words. That's got to be stinking surely?
 
sknight said:
No stink, really. I do a-m with the gf no problem and she's no skanky ho, but she just knows how to please me.
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I did that with an old gf...no stink...she had a spotless shitter...and she could take a good butt pounding...always popped out shiney and clean...must have had proper fiber in her diet...ha!
 
Ah bless you Princess, so young, so innocent. Like a patch of pure white driven snow, so inviting, but I know if I were to get my grubby mitts on you, that would be it, you would be ruined forever. Tainted!

Anyway, my dear, let me assure you that you might think you won't do certain things, but we all say that. Then we do them. One of these days, you will meet someone who will make your minge fizz, it will snaffle the top of your leg, and all your inhibitions will go out of the window. You'll be like putty in his (or her) hands and you'll be ashamed next day. Don't be ashamed. Wallow in it, immerse yourself in what a dirty little tramp you will have become, enjoy it!!
No-one need ever know, so smile sweetly at Mummy, tell her you are off to flower arranging classes, then go out and indulge yourself. Then send me the pics, he he.

A bit of advice though. Whilst a good cornholing is a super way to spend an evening, the possibility of getting a Mississipi blow-back is not too appealing for anyone. (A devil to get the stains out of a t-shirt). Sooooooo, a good idea is to give yourself a nice cleansing enema before you indulge in any poo-pipe antics. That's how those movie sluts do the a2m without even a trace of any sweetcorn or tomato skins.
It's not totally necessary though, just make sure you haven't got a 2 foot growler in the breech, and there shouldn't be too much debris on withdrawal. In other words, pinch a loaf before you start.

Prime yourself with fingers at home, then move onto a buttplug or vibro, get yourself used to it. Then go and make your boyfriend's day by telling him you need a mud-plugging. Then send me the pics.
 
TheAssMaster said:
Ah bless you Princess, so young, so innocent. Like a patch of pure white driven snow, so inviting, but I know if I were to get my grubby mitts on you, that would be it, you would be ruined forever. Tainted!

Anyway, my dear, let me assure you that you might think you won't do certain things, but we all say that. Then we do them. One of these days, you will meet someone who will make your minge fizz, it will snaffle the top of your leg, and all your inhibitions will go out of the window. You'll be like putty in his (or her) hands and you'll be ashamed next day. Don't be ashamed. Wallow in it, immerse yourself in what a dirty little tramp you will have become, enjoy it!!
No-one need ever know, so smile sweetly at Mummy, tell her you are off to flower arranging classes, then go out and indulge yourself. Then send me the pics, he he.

A bit of advice though. Whilst a good cornholing is a super way to spend an evening, the possibility of getting a Mississipi blow-back is not too appealing for anyone. (A devil to get the stains out of a t-shirt). Sooooooo, a good idea is to give yourself a nice cleansing enema before you indulge in any poo-pipe antics. That's how those movie sluts do the a2m without even a trace of any sweetcorn or tomato skins.
It's not totally necessary though, just make sure you haven't got a 2 foot growler in the breech, and there shouldn't be too much debris on withdrawal. In other words, pinch a loaf before you start.

Prime yourself with fingers at home, then move onto a buttplug or vibro, get yourself used to it. Then go and make your boyfriend's day by telling him you need a mud-plugging. Then send me the pics.
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You will one day win the Nobel Prize for literature.
 
princess_of_the_night2112 said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

No, No, No you've got it all wrong schenka, nobody needs buttlove - its just too repugnant for words. I still don't believe youse are all into all that nonsense.
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Believe it...Don't knock it 'til you try it. Nothing says lovin' like offering up the pooper.:loco:
 
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