Eating Pussy

[TheAssMaster]

Close, but I can tell you it's from the Saxon song.

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Yes Schenkadere The Assmaster is right (for once) in that my name is taken from one of Saxon's best songs, Princess of the Night obviously and the 2112 as I'm sure you know is one of my fav Rush albums. Saxon are one of my fav nwobhm bands and I canny wait to see them in April along with another 2 of my fav bands supporting them, Blitzkrieg and Girlschool. Wow and I honestly almost cream myself every time I think of this mindblowing concert. Oh and Assmaster, The Krieg were playing in Belfast on Friday there, a couple of my friends went along and said they were absolutely sensational, the best band they've ever seen there "lethal gig" was their exact words. So will you still be standing at the bar when they play, get doon the front with the rest of us hardcore fans. Well stay at the bar if you want but there's no way I'm dragging into the toilets now after some of the pervy stuff you've been saying, I was originally going to decapitate you or castrate you I think but I would probably end up getting it up the chuff if your past reputation is anything to go by .

And I don't believe you for one minute Assmaster about the private parties, are you living in some kind of fantasy land, with the St. Andrews flag and the French maid and the wee story about the chutney funnel .

A hairy mott is one thing, but when it extends round her rusty bullet hole and then up her spine in a ridge, that's a bridge too far for me. I can't tackle a Mogwai in case it's after midnight, and it turns nasty and bites me back.
And if there's a single clag-nut in there............I'm gone. Dangleberry soup is a no-no I'm afraid.
Arse-to-mouth is superb, but as with a nice clotted facial, she can forget a kiss afterwards!!

I'm no joking, my sides were almost at splitting point when I read that - definitely the best post I've read in my entire life, absolutely hilarious

But I'm a wee bit niave when it comes to all this anal stuff - what is this arse to mouth youse are on about. Is that when you stick it up someone's arse and then she blows you straight afterwards hohoho!!!. Please someone pass me a bucket cos I is about to vom bigtimeuke: uke: uke: I'm trying my best to imagine what that must taste like but all I can think of is that it must be pretty damn repellent.

 

[schenkadere]

Yes Schenkadere The Assmaster is right (for once) in that my name is taken from one of Saxon's best songs, Princess of the Night obviously and the 2112 as I'm sure you know is one of my fav Rush albums. Saxon are one of my fav nwobhm bands and I canny wait to see them in April along with another 2 of my fav bands supporting them, Blitzkrieg and Girlschool. Wow and I honestly almost cream myself every time I think of this mindblowing concert. Oh and Assmaster, The Krieg were playing in Belfast on Friday there, a couple of my friends went along and said they were absolutely sensational, the best band they've ever seen there "lethal gig" was their exact words. So will you still be standing at the bar when they play, get doon the front with the rest of us hardcore fans. Well stay at the bar if you want but there's no way I'm dragging into the toilets now after some of the pervy stuff you've been saying, I was originally going to decapitate you or castrate you I think but I would probably end up getting it up the chuff if your past reputation is anything to go by .

And I don't believe you for one minute Assmaster about the private parties, are you living in some kind of fantasy land, with the St. Andrews flag and the French maid and the wee story about the chutney funnel .



I'm no joking, my sides were almost at splitting point when I read that - definitely the best post I've read in my entire life, absolutely hilarious

But I'm a wee bit niave when it comes to all this anal stuff - what is this arse to mouth youse are on about. Is that when you stick it up someone's arse and then she blows you straight afterwards hohoho!!!. Please someone pass me a bucket cos I is about to vom bigtimeuke: uke: uke: I'm trying my best to imagine what that must taste like but all I can think of is that it must be pretty damn repellent.

Right...I was thinking of Princess of the Dawn...that's the Accept song. So what brings you here princess?

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

I'm not really sure what brings me on here but it was just yesterday I was looking down the list of the forums and I saw that Assmaster had posted a message on the subject Eating Pussy. I was just curious what he had to say for himself since he's been on the Saxon board a few times usually slagging off some of my fav bands but in a funny way. I'm glad I read the posts anyway on the Pussy subject cos it gave me the best laugh of my life

 

[schenkadere]

I'm not really sure what brings me on here but it was just yesterday I was looking down the list of the forums and I saw that Assmaster had posted a message on the subject Eating Pussy. I was just curious what he had to say for himself since he's been on the Saxon board a few times usually slagging off some of my fav bands but in a funny way. I'm glad I read the posts anyway on the Pussy subject cos it gave me the best laugh of my life

Well then...lay back and spread 'em and enjoy the ride! Welcome aboard!

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Well then...lay back and spread 'em and enjoy the ride! Welcome aboard!

Youse are all totally mental - and thanks for the welcome. I'm sure I'll get the best ride of my life on here hehe!!

 

[schenkadere]

Youse are all totally mental - and thanks for the welcome. I'm sure I'll get the best ride of my life on here hehe!!

This is by far the best board...for political commentary and just plain harsh and nasty fun. The rest of these boards are sniff ass fanboy crap.

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Are there any other females on here, or is it all just all you crazy pervy guys then. Not that I'm bothered, I quite like crazy pervy guys

 

[sknight]

schenkadere <3 princess

 

[schenkadere]

schenkadere <3 princess

sorry, sknight, pardon my naivity...what does "<3" mean?

 

[sknight]

oh, that's an internet teenie bopper version of a heart.

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Ooops I see I got it a bit wrong then. Oh well never mind, it was a nice thought anyway

 

[sknight]

Hehehe I think it means that he thinks you either want to shag me 3 times, want to fill my 3 holes or you would like to try position number 3 with me, which is quite similar to the 69 position. But I could be totally wrong cos, I too have a manky mind!!!

Terrible. Not only terrible, but scandalous! I only innocently meant schenk has a crush on you, but you have such vile thoughts of perversion in your head

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Terrible. Not only terrible, but scandalous! I only innocently meant schenk has a crush on you, but you have such vile thoughts of perversion in your head

Thanks and that's why I'm going to fit right in here on this lovely friendly perverted obscene board. I'm loving it Seriously though I do really have the most vile mind ever, I think I should have been born a male cos I am WARPED!!!!!!

 

[sknight]

Yeah, but I love tossing salad.

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Tossing Salad??? Hmmm I'm pretty sweet & innocent, so I've not heard that expression before. I take it it's n ot the salad like lettuce leaves etc you're talking about. What does that mean Tossing Salad.

 

[schenkadere]

oh, that's an internet teenie bopper version of a heart.

Oh, I thought I was just being welcoming. I'm too old and have too many kids for teenie bopper hearts and flirting.

 

[sknight]

Tossing Salad??? Hmmm I'm pretty sweet & innocent, so I've not heard that expression before. I take it it's n ot the salad like lettuce leaves etc you're talking about. What does that mean Tossing Salad.

To go "around back" while you're doing the godless act spoken of in the thread title.

This is a fun board. The only board as fun as this one is the Evergrey one, mostly because they have some asswipes there that are afraid of hurting Tom Englund's feelings on top of thinking they are or have a chance at being personal friends with the band. Kind of like neonknite. Some funny stuff out there. He's po-po on the board, not allowing anyone to not like the awful new album.

 

[schenkadere]

Tossing Salad??? Hmmm I'm pretty sweet & innocent, so I've not heard that expression before. I take it it's n ot the salad like lettuce leaves etc you're talking about. What does that mean Tossing Salad.

tongueing the bunghole...licking the leather cheerio...blowing on the balloon knot.

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Oh, I thought I was just being welcoming. I'm too old and have too many kids for teenie bopper hearts and flirting.

Yeah I thought you were just being very friendly as well Schenk, I didn't think you were flirting at all. Not that I would have minded if you were flirting but I think you're too old now - what age are you now 39!!!!! Nah you're never ever too old to flirt.

To go "around back" while you're doing the godless act spoken of in the thread title.

This is a fun board.

Right thanks sknight for telling me what tossing salad meant. We don't use that term here but it's always good to surprise my friends with new phrases, so that'll have them stumped for a while. Yes this is a fun board, I've not laughed as much in my entire life as I have on here after reading some of the posts.