schenkadere
Obey my dog!
sknight said:
It is a beautiful thing...the ultimate conquest.
no chocolate chips, but a few jimmies are ok...Ha!
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It is a beautiful thing...the ultimate conquest.
no chocolate chips, but a few jimmies are ok...Ha!
A hairy mott is one thing, but when it extends round her rusty bullet hole and then up her spine in a ridge, that's a bridge too far for me. I can't tackle a Mogwai in case it's after midnight, and it turns nasty and bites me back.
And if there's a single clag-nut in there............I'm gone. Dangleberry soup is a no-no I'm afraid.
Arse-to-mouth is superb, but as with a nice clotted facial, she can forget a kiss afterwards!!
And if there's a single clag-nut in there............I'm gone. Dangleberry soup is a no-no I'm afraid.
Arse-to-mouth is superb, but as with a nice clotted facial, she can forget a kiss afterwards!!
nik
Dictator of Laughter
Salvatore said:
Upper or lower case
.GOD I LOVE BEING A LESBIAN
. .If i'm going down theres got a be a landing strip...cant do with havin less of a barnet on my chin than on a bird when im going diving
.PEACE,MUFF 4 T,CUPPO T
Buzzard
"Fear the man"
Not into the pierced ones. Had a copule and they are over rated.
Bald is ok but I preffer a lil tight trim to remind myself she is old enough..
Bald is ok but I preffer a lil tight trim to remind myself she is old enough..
Indeed, a chipped tooth from an encounter with a piercing is not nice!
The worst ones have to be the 50 year old ones that look like a rip in a bus seat.
Incidentally, the oldest one I have chowed down on was a 68 year old back on New Year's Eve 2004. She had just given me a damned good spanking in front of a room full of people in a fetish club and then forced me to do it. I wasn't too keen, thinking it would be tough, leathery and taste like the inside of Paula Radcliffe's running shoe, but I can tell you, my friends.................I closed my eyes, and found it tasted every bit as sweet and fresh as an 18 year old's foo-foo! Her pubes were like wire wool though!!!
Which also reminds me of a girl I muffed out once (well, more than once). She had gone from being shaven to having a little landing strip. The thing was, it was like resting my nose on a fucking hedgehog as I scoffed away. Put it this way, think of that bit in "The Fly" when that buck-toothed bird clips those hairs that are growing on Jeff Goldbloom's back, and that will give you an idea of what I had to deal with. I swear the tip of my nose was raw.
Still, she was kinda special, she let me and another geezer DP her before I took her home to her husband!! Ah, happy days!
The worst ones have to be the 50 year old ones that look like a rip in a bus seat.
Incidentally, the oldest one I have chowed down on was a 68 year old back on New Year's Eve 2004. She had just given me a damned good spanking in front of a room full of people in a fetish club and then forced me to do it. I wasn't too keen, thinking it would be tough, leathery and taste like the inside of Paula Radcliffe's running shoe, but I can tell you, my friends.................I closed my eyes, and found it tasted every bit as sweet and fresh as an 18 year old's foo-foo! Her pubes were like wire wool though!!!
Which also reminds me of a girl I muffed out once (well, more than once). She had gone from being shaven to having a little landing strip. The thing was, it was like resting my nose on a fucking hedgehog as I scoffed away. Put it this way, think of that bit in "The Fly" when that buck-toothed bird clips those hairs that are growing on Jeff Goldbloom's back, and that will give you an idea of what I had to deal with. I swear the tip of my nose was raw.
Still, she was kinda special, she let me and another geezer DP her before I took her home to her husband!! Ah, happy days!
Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
Buzzard said:
DITTO!! To remind you that they are old enough..i have a problem with that
( teenage girls wantin the D )
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Oblivious Maximus
I am the worm
schenkadere said:
Lucky bastard.
The closest I get to anal is when I know she's in the bathroom taking a dump and I sometimes have to bring some toliet paper because I was too lazy to replace it earlier........
You don't know what you're missing. It's so wrong, but that makes it so right, then her willingness to accept it in the mouth directly after makes it even hotter. You must marry that chick.
Saucy_Jack
Shit faced
Going up the dirt path is something I will not do. I don't know how any girl can possibly enjoy it. Each to his own right? Titty fucking is the shiznit though.
Possibly because you're not a girl? But then there are the girls who don't care for it or don't like it, but still let their man have at their ass because they wanna keep them happy or they will go elsewhere.Saucy_Jack said:
Jurched
Ask&YoullBeSorry
Goddammit! You guys and your quadrillion synonyms! Where da fuck's Webster's 1,100 page Dictionary of 8th Grade Sex Euphemisms when I need it? Right now I think yer all blabbin in some rural Punjab dialect.
There's just one enduring philosophy, neatly summed up in a great work of art I once watched:
"Find the clitoris, Stan."
Jurched
There's just one enduring philosophy, neatly summed up in a great work of art I once watched:
"Find the clitoris, Stan."
Jurched
princess_of_the_night2112
Goddess of Metal
This has got to be the funniest thread I've read in my entire life. I've practically wet myself laughing at some of the things youse have said on this subject. And Assmaster I think it's going to be a total scream at the bar just before The Krieg come on if you say stuff half as funny as what you've said on here. The old woman come on man, that story cannot possibly be true, what age 86 or was it 68 - it's a riot anyway.
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
princess_of_the_night2112 said:
This has got to be the funniest thread I've read in my entire life. I've practically wet myself laughing at some of the things youse have said on this subject. And Assmaster I think it's going to be a total scream at the bar just before The Krieg come on if you say stuff half as funny as what you've said on here. The old woman come on man, that story cannot possibly be true, what age 86 or was it 68 - it's a riot anyway.
The AssMaster does have a way with words and can weave a saucy tale.
'Fraid every word of it was true. I swear all the old trouts make a bee-line for me, and this one was no exception. Her hubby looked like Uncle Fester.
Didn't stop me going to one of their private parties later on that year at their house. I was greeted at the door by a French Maid who I watched later on attached to a large St Andrews cross they had in their living room, being fisted up the chutney funnel . Which in itself isn't too disturbing, until I tell you I spoke to the maid later...........................................................
"She" was a geezer in his late 70's!!!!!! He told me he had only been cross-dressing and going to pervy parties for a couple of years since his wife died, and he really wished he had indulged years and years ago when he was young and fit, and that I should make the most of life. I thanked him, but declined the opportunity to become a glove puppet, thank-you-very-much!
Didn't stop me going to one of their private parties later on that year at their house. I was greeted at the door by a French Maid who I watched later on attached to a large St Andrews cross they had in their living room, being fisted up the chutney funnel . Which in itself isn't too disturbing, until I tell you I spoke to the maid later...........................................................
"She" was a geezer in his late 70's!!!!!! He told me he had only been cross-dressing and going to pervy parties for a couple of years since his wife died, and he really wished he had indulged years and years ago when he was young and fit, and that I should make the most of life. I thanked him, but declined the opportunity to become a glove puppet, thank-you-very-much!
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
princess_of_the_night2112 said:
This has got to be the funniest thread I've read in my entire life. I've practically wet myself laughing at some of the things youse have said on this subject. And Assmaster I think it's going to be a total scream at the bar just before The Krieg come on if you say stuff half as funny as what you've said on here. The old woman come on man, that story cannot possibly be true, what age 86 or was it 68 - it's a riot anyway.
Is your name from the Accept song?
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