Erik's list of odd but excellent song titles

[cthulufhtagn]

I Slept With the Daughters and All I Got Was This Lousy Song Written About Me
Shoot People, Not Dope
Pornographic Memory
Yuppie Assault Vehicle

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Oh man, I think an Anal Cunt link is pretty appropriate now...


http://darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

I think they take the cake.

Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
All Our Fans Are Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band

 

[Henrik Main]

These are pretty kool

Burzum - Snu Mikrokosmos Tegn
Burzum - Channeling The Power Of Souls Into A New God
Absu - The Great Battle Moving From Ideal To Actual
Shai Hulud - Making People Apologize For Accusing You Of Things You Actually Did
Emperor - Cosmic Keys To My Creations And Times
Incantation - Iconoclasm Of Catholicism
Nokturnal Mortum - I Feel The Breath Of Ragnarok
Ofermod - Mysterion Tes Anomias
Enslaved - The Winter Kingdom Opus I - Resound of Gjallarhorn
Helheim - Nidr Ok Nordr Liggr Helvegr
Nile - Opening Of The Mouth
Nile - Destruction Of The Temple Of The Enemies Of Ra
At The Gates - The Red In The Sky Is Ours
Deeds Of Flesh - An Eternity Of Feasting And Brawling

 

[Hell Mike]

Quite a few of those are far from odd?

 

[Demilich]

FWTBT: (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown The Bus Window Instead of My Master Mystikall Kliff Burton)

damn, you beat me to it!

 

[Henrik Main]

Quite a few of those are far from odd?

You're right, I suppose these belong in a "KICKASS SONG TITLES" thread, but the search function is gay and I couldn't be arsed to start a new thread etc etc fukkit

 

[Trylakos]

The Last Saskatchewan pirate
William Shakespeare's In My Cat
Santa is Gonna Kick Your Ass
Mounted Animal Nature Trail
We Are the Beaver
A Night on Dildo (about the town in Newfoundland)

Dildo is a very b oring place