Erik's list of odd but excellent song titles

[Mormagil]

Tit Smoking in the Temple of Artesan Mimicry

 

[Necro Joe]

FWTBT: (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown The Bus Window Instead of My Master Mystikall Kliff Burton)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

damn, forgot about that one entirely

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Long-Pig Chef and the Hairless Goat
Hypogastric Combustion by C-4 Plastique
Fucked With A Knife (sorry i find that funny)

 

[Night Mare]

Careful With That Axe, Eugene

Pink Floyd?
I know they have had some odd titles for songs when they play live, apparently Roger used to change the names when they were on stage, one of them was something like "Looking through the hole in Grandma's Wooden Leg."

One of my bands used to just think of stupid things to use a working names for our songs, they were generally just bullshit, like: Pissmonkeyblowdart, Captain Squirrelhawk, Making Love to Mum... well you get the idea.

 

[Night Mare]

Long-Pig Chef and the Hairless Goat
Hypogastric Combustion by C-4 Plastique
Fucked With A Knife (sorry i find that funny)

Post some Butchered songs godammit!

 

[Claws of Perdition]

the world is not quite ready for the works of butchered

 

[snow2fall]

Pink Floyd?

Yep.

From this odd album:

 

[Birkenau]

Astral Dustbin Dirge

Pretty much anything from Demilich;

And those Bethlehem titles.

 

[circus_brimstone]

Biolich - Unfortunately They Don't Allow Us to Store Bodies in the Dumpsters at Work

 

[MajestikMøøse]

No Pig Day (Some Night We're Going To Party Like It's 1969)

 

[Chromatose]

I went back in time and voted for Hitler.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

The Land Where Gods Eat Your Toast

 

[Trylakos]

Waiter! Theres a corpse in my soup!

Satan Rips a baby's Cunt

Chainsaw Circumcision

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I went back in time and voted for Hitler.

Oh man, I think an Anal Cunt link is pretty appropriate now...


http://darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

 

[Chromatose]

Oh man, I think an Anal Cunt link is pretty appropriate now...


http://darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

I was wondering what took so long, but I didn't want to use them up all at once.

 

[NAD]

One of my bands used to just think of stupid things to use a working names for our songs, they were generally just bullshit, like: Pissmonkeyblowdart, Captain Squirrelhawk, Making Love to Mum... well you get the idea.

yeah, my band always changes around our song titles:

Bit Torrent = Shit Torrent
She Doesn't Want to Die in June = She Doesn't Want to Get Croaked While Shopping at Wal-mart on a Tuesday
Good Book and the Cross = Good Book and Them Shitz
The Old Creek = Them Old Shitz
For The Dead Again = Them Dead Shitz
With You = Fuckin With You
Behind The Wheel = Behind My Dad
etc.

 

[Night Mare]

yeah, my band always changes around our song titles:

Bit Torrent = Shit Torrent
She Doesn't Want to Die in June = She Doesn't Want to Get Croaked While Shopping at Wal-mart on a Tuesday
Good Book and the Cross = Good Book and Them Shitz
The Old Creek = Them Old Shitz
For The Dead Again = Them Dead Shitz
With You = Fuckin With You
Behind The Wheel = Behind My Dad
etc.

I like yours better, "She Doesn't Want to Get Croaked While Shopping at Wal-mart on a Tuesday"

 

[NAD]

that songtitle can really snowball, sometimes i'm still babbling its latest title while we already started playing it.

 

[Demonspell]

Yep.

From this odd album:

Several Small Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict (the above album)
Last Chance To Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is Recycled (PT)
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask (FZ)
Let's Face It Pal, You Didn't Need That Eye Surgery (Don Caballero)
Blown-Out Joy From Heaven's Mercied Hole (Silver Mt. Zion Jesus Christ)