Even if you don't like the band, this is pretty good

[Captain Beard]

pretty good. hate the band though. and the coreish vocal parts make me shit

Agreed. His cleans are decent, but his screams just make my ears cry.

 

[SirDidymus127]

found the video to be very funny. loved the cover for awhile now. i'm glad they did the video for this.

 

[Liverslapper]

I've always liked KsE


check it This Fire Burns


good song as well! also another side song like Holy Diver thats not on their albums.

 

[Malergion]

The beard isn't what gave me my captain rank.

Captain Beard is a rank.

Like Pvt. First Class, you know.

Captain, then Captain Beard.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, I know. They wanted to promote me to Admiral Beard, but it doesn't feel the same. Commander Beard would be a demotion. And I don't believe we use Commodore Beard.

 

[Malergion]

What navy are you even in?

The Galactic Navy?

 

[Captain Beard]

A general, nondescript navy that never requires me to actually get on the boat. Thats why they've been asking me to promote for a year, so someone else gets a chance to run the boat IN PERSON.

 

[Malergion]

Why don't they discharge you?

 

[Captain Beard]

Because I threatened the Admiral with the (4) 37 megaton Russian-bought nukes in my quarters.

 

[Malergion]

Good; if you had said "tsar bomba" he wouldn't have believed you.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, these were the queen, and 3 princes. He said he liked my style and when he retires the job is mine.

 

[Malergion]

Prepare to get fatter.

 

[Captain Beard]

I can send the WHOLE FLEET to do my shopping. Or my pillaging. I might tag along though.

 

[Malergion]

Where's the fleet? In my pants.

 

[Captain Beard]

Your phallic prominence would go buy my beer? At least put on a condom first, I don't want my beers to smell of penis.

 

[Malergion]

I lube with beer.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, I'll just go get it myself then.

 

[Malergion]

You're no fun. My phallic yeasts make a great lager.

 

[Captain Beard]

I hear there's a woman who uses her vaginal yeast to do the same. You should get together and make some awesome brewstock.

 

[Malergion]

That was actually an oblique reference to the Pussy Beer.