Ever wonder why the sea is salty?

[Pancakes]

That guy's got it in his office like a hunting trophy. This is odd, to me.

However, I do know of a man that has an elephant penis in his room because it apparently gets his wife horny.

 

[Arch]

On a side note... a whale's penis is called a 'dork'.

 

[Pancakes]

So I've heard.

 

[LuminousAether]

Actually, dork refers to all penii. It's an archaic slang term which would be similar to cock or wang. Nowadays, it's so old that saying dork is about as insulting as saying nimrod.

 

[Pancakes]

Oh, shut up, nimrod!

 

[KleptomaN]

You meanie!

 

[I-F 2.0 (Cause Its Cool To Do)]

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[Lolita Vampiriá]

But what is pink floyd then? :zombie:

 

[KleptomaN]

But what is pink floyd then? :zombie:

It's like Dirty Sanchez, only British instead of Mexican.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Oh. Uhh. Hmm.
I know Dirty Sanchez but why pink and British?

 

[Beast In Flames]

'Ceen it.

I posted it a few months back.

this is going to sound sick, but after reading that, I actually got excited

The same happened to me when I read it a while ago

 

[KleptomaN]

Oh. Uhh. Hmm.
I know Dirty Sanchez but why pink and British?

Because he's really drunk.

 

[Demonic_Angel]

The same happened to me when I read it a while ago

I think its something that I would never do, that turned me on



or maybe its just the descriptive sex and masturbation talk that turned me on :Smug:

 

[Aecliptica]

wow whale penis....intere
stin

 

[Beast In Flames]

or maybe its just the descriptive sex and masturbation talk that turned me on :Smug:

Yeah, that could be it.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Demonic Angel: or maybe it's that time of the month when you're extra horny?

Happens to me sometimes.

 

[Demonic_Angel]

Demonic Angel: or maybe it's that time of the month when you're extra horny?

Happens to me sometimes.

Im so deprived

 

[Misanthrope]

I dont wonder because i know its because of the minerals disolved in it. Duh.