everyone on my legal team called in sick today except me

[minxnim]

fucking wussy bastards.

miew.

 

[XzanderX]

does this mean that you will begin sniping people in NYC?

 

[minxnim]

no. if i was going to shoot someone i'd do it so they could see me laughing at them. none of that hide and run crap.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I was THIS CLOSE to calling in today. THIS CLOSE.

 

[deadair]

josh... you wuss

 

[avi]

i STILL am feeling the effects of laryngitis and my cough

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I STILL am feeling the effects of a lazy 3 day weekend

 

[minxnim]

i totally barfed and lost my voice all weekend and didn't eat. you see ME CALLIN IN!?!? anyway, i mean, i guess what i am saying is, i know this one dude isn't sick and he just is lazy. otherwise i wouldn't mind. i came in because i didnt want to leave anyone alone!

 

[avi]

I tried to take a 3 day weekend, but just ended up staying home sick on Friday instead of going camping as originally planned.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

aw shucks. Sorry you guys.

 

[XzanderX]

WALK IT OFF PEOPLE!

 

[chupe666]

I called in yesterday, but for an interview.
And now: I feel a twinge in my throat. If that isn't irony slapping me in the pantsocks I don't know what is.

 

[minxnim]

nice pantsocks.

 

[deadair]

true

 

[chupe666]

Thank you both much.

 

[minxnim]

do you also wear socks with flip flops?

 

[chupe666]

No, I only wear flip flops when I take the form of a heron.

You know, like the Wonder Twins. And socks look silly on a heron.