excuse me

[Undefined]

*Puts cork in bum* YOU SHALL NOT PASS GAS!

 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Please excuse me fine young gents, but have any of you seen that lad Shpongled around lately? I must speak with him at once, for my heart does not beat full since he's been gone

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Liverslapper]

Kevin you lucky son of a gun.

 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Oh my, now that you're back I cannot find the words to describe how much I've so missed you!!

 

[Shpongled]

Oh my, now that you're back I cannot find the words to describe how much I've so missed you!!

Hey, sup?

 

[Liverslapper]

Oh my, now that you're back I cannot find the words to describe how much I've so missed you!!

I'm going to rape you tonight.

 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Hey, sup?

I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

 

[Shpongled]

I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

I have some apples and grog back at my fort. Whatta ya say we blow this popsicle stand?

 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Where did Gandalf and Frodo and everyone else go off to? What am I doing here? I don't know what's going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone help me please!

 

[nutslap]

excuse arwen and boromir, for they have been misguided...

*And so the Hobbits of the Shire journey hand in hand out of Hobbiton and through the Shire, they arrive at the bridge of Buckley and narrowly escape a cruel fate by the hands of a Nazgul.

After days of travel they arrive to the Inn of the Prancing Pony......*

 

[TheInnKeeper]

who goes there?

Hobbits? why I haven't seen Hobbits around these parts for many a year.
do come in, young masters.

we have some nice Hobbit sized rooms available.
i should warn you there have been some mysterious faces around lately.

 

[Shpongled]

Where did Gandalf and Frodo and everyone else go off to? What am I doing here? I don't know what's going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone help me please!

lol ur so crazy

 

[nutslap]

*the Hobbits take seats in the Inn's lounge.
Frodo suddenly spots a strange dark man smoking a long pipe in the corner.*

 

[TheFrodo]

who is that? that strange man, over there? i don't like the look of him one bit.

 

[Shpongled]

Good job scaring off the girl with your nerd talk!

 

[Liverslapper]

Someone help me please!

No one is here to help you now...

 

[the strider]

*puffs on pipe, silently watching the newcomers*

 

[neal]

i have the same birthday as Tolkien. i would think that was awesome if Lord of the Rings wasn't totally 100% gay.

 

[Liverslapper]

100% gay.

100%?