excuse me

[Arwen Evenstar]

i have the same birthday as Tolkien. i would think that was awesome if Lord of the Rings wasn't totally 100% gay.

I beg to differ, Mordor sympathizer!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Star Wars > LOTR

 

[neal]

best line of that half-abortion that was Clerks II, "theres only one return, and its not of the king, its of the JEDI."

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I should probably like, watch the Clerks movies.

 

[neal]

he talks more shit on LOTR as well. watch the original Clerks first. then slap yourself in the face for never having seen them! whats next, you're gonna say you never saw Mallrats either?!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I actually have seen Mallrats. And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Dogma. I think those are the only Kevin Smith I've seen.

 

[neal]

yeh, watch the Clerks. i wouldnt really bother with his other movies, they're chick flicks that are pretty light on the funny.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Watch the Clerks cartoon.

 

[Morganna]

who goes there?

Hobbits? why I haven't seen Hobbits around these parts for many a year.
do come in, young masters.

we have some nice Hobbit sized rooms available.
i should warn you there have been some mysterious faces around lately.

More Innkeeper!!

 

[TheInnKeeper]

that would be one of them rangers, Strider they call him.
you best keep yar distance young hobbit

 

[Morganna]

that would be one of them rangers, Strider they call him.
you best keep yar distance young hobbit

YAY! He's back!