Excuses!

[MegustaMucho]

elle sait que ma fête est le 16 juin

 

[CliffBurton]

Say that you receive show's ticket for your birthday and that you can only use them on that day. He's not gonna make you lose a birtday gift !

Havn;t had many jobs in your life...have you...

 

[Undefined]

Havn;t had many jobs in your life...have you...

True!

And say you're getting an abortion that day, the boss will have to excuse you from your shift!

 

[Black Core]

Yeh, true... don't worry marcio, you don't feel anything and it's over in 3 seconds. The weird part is when it's done he bends over and asks for you to rape him..

on topic:
just say your dog just died and you have to arrange the funeral

 

[MegustaMucho]

I'll say my lil bro is ill and that i need to take care of him for that day.
what do you think of this?

 

[Leandro]

That one is even worse than saying YOU're sick.

 

[MegustaMucho]

why XD?

 

[KillerGon]

jsut say you have to file down your teeth... he will understand.

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

say that your grand-mother is dead XD

 

[Black Core]

I'll say my lil bro is ill and that i need to take care of him for that day.
what do you think of this?

sure, and a few days later he'll ask how your lil brother is and you'll be like I don't have a brother

 

[Chamet]

man just tell him the truth...he might understand.

 

[The Emptier]

ok, soooooo I had something planned for saturday night, but my boss changed my schedule and I work until 12 in the night XD
Does anyone have a good idea for an excuse? cuz I really don't want to go work saturday night

I can't say that I'm sick cuz it's the classical lie haha

my dog ate my homework

 

[moonXplosion]

You should tell him you got hit by a meat truck and now you're in a full body cast. Or better yet, make Heartless call him. I like the way he talks.

 

[Night Reaper]

indagesta ,,upset stomach,,diariah

hey pepto bizmo

 

[moonXplosion]

True!

And say you're getting an abortion that day, the boss will have to excuse you from your shift!

Yeah, you see why he should call? An abortion is completely understandable!

 

[Night Reaper]

if he really needs you and like you tell him ull quit
or find some one for ur shift

whats ur job exactly

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Come in foaming at the mouth and say you have Rabies.

 

[moonXplosion]

Say your bitch Princess bit you and gave you rabies

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Oh pft, jealous woman! you just wish YOU were the one that bit him!

 

[moonXplosion]

You got me, Princess. Tell your boss I bit you and gave you rabies/malaria.