Exercise v. Boddington's and a smoke

[NAD]

That is my current dilemma.









Glad life is easy right now.

 

[NAD]

Went for a walk and did some pushups, so now it's time for shmoke and a pancake, bong and a blintz.

If nobody spams this with boobs in the next 5 minutes I'm deleting this thread.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[NAD]

Oh good, I was just coming in to delete this rubbish.

I saw that bitch on Howard Stern once, she said she dislikes kissing so much that she refuses to do it. A pornstar that doesn't like kissing. That was just really strange to me.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but she'd fuck you for $500. figures.

 

[JayKeeley]

Female pornstars never kiss though do they? They say it's too intimate. Prostitutes say the same thing apparently.

Those shoes of her remind me of the Olympics. When the opening ceremony was on, I asked my 12 year old niece what she thought the American female team would come out wearing in traditional cutlure-wear, and she said 'stripper heals'.

 

[NAD]

I understand pornstars not wanting to kiss while "acting," because it looks funny when they do, but she won't even kiss her boyfriend. That's what I found so strange. And yes, she was on the show to devirginize some 40 year old midget or something.

Those shoes of her remind me of the Olympics. When the opening ceremony was on, I asked my 12 year old niece what she thought the American female team would come out wearing in traditional cutlure-wear, and she said 'stripper heals'.

Awesome. I have the Playboy with the Olympic chicks... let's just say they shouldn't remove their clothes in daylight.

 

[JayKeeley]

I understand pornstars not wanting to kiss while "acting," because it looks funny when they do

Yeah, especially those funny lesbian kisses where the tongues just kind of flick at each other...haha.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

another reason why amateur porn is better than pro.

 

[JayKeeley]

Hell yeah. Gonzo all the way.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Ahhh WTF

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[NAD]

Listen to Ars Moriendi!!!

I prefer my porn with lots of gauze on the camera so you don't see the bitch's imperfection. Pseudo-cartoon porn is the way to go.

 

[spaffe]

am i the only one in here who doesn't watch porn? (and ct_thrash perhaps tough i'm far from certain )

not that i never have or stopped doing so very long ago, but i don't now anyways. i find it pretty disgusting, tough i can't deny the effect it has/had on my lower regions

 

[Ayeka]

Pseudo-cartoon porn is the way to go.

Hentai?

Goddamn that bird's tits are lopsided...