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You pretty much completely described every single area of the US in a nutshell. Try living in New York, specifically on Long Island. We have all that except tornadoes, but hurricanes make up for that.

In the US, people look at Canadia and think "the White people MotherLand".
 
No, the US is being secretly invaded by Mexico.

I don't know what US you're thinking of, but it's definitely not the United States of America.