Fairwell, Neverboard...

[PlatypusJesus]

hey man im not trying to do anything u can believe in whatever you wish to. have fun in Alaska Conquer All

Listen very carefully when I say this: It was a joke. You see, when you said that you were leaving and never coming back, I said that it was proof god exists. When Conquer All said fairwell, Eric said that it was proof god exists. Which means that at this rate, if all of the idiots THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND A JOKE (no offense to Ryan because he is cute) keep leaving, we'll all be Christians.

 

[Tee]

have fun, Ryan!

 

[Shpongled]

Listen very carefully when I say this: It was a joke. You see, when you said that you were leaving and never coming back, I said that it was proof god exists. When Conquer All said fairwell, Eric said that it was proof god exists. Which means that at this rate, if all of the idiots THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND A JOKE (no offense to Ryan because he is cute) keep leaving, we'll all be Christians.

hahaha! I lol'ed

 

[Lunar Still]

Who was the first person who said she would be back???

*raises hand*

You all owe me prizes for my victory. I will be accepting payment in cash, check, or sexual favors. Preferably sexual favors.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Fuck, why didn't anyone tell that I'm an asshole before all of this started? She hasn't done anything terrible. She just doesn't really catch on to what's being said. I feel bad. I'm sorry, in_absentia. Tell me, to remove the Porcupine Tree mask, what's your real name? I keep feeling like I'm yelling at Steven Wilson, and that makes me horny.

 

[Lunar Still]

I keep feeling like I'm yelling at Steven Wilson, and that makes me horny.

If it feels good, don't stop.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'd keep going, but I can only treat a fellow human being like shit for so long before I begin to feel cruel and uncaring.

 

[Captain Beard]

You are weak.

 

[Lunar Still]

You are weak.

He's not so much weak as craving some Porcupine Tree man-loving.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You are weak.

I know. I am not as strong willed as you are David. All is now in your hands.

 

[Captain Beard]

I sard. I'm focused on other matters foir the time being.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

zomg Steven Wilson is a fox.

 

[El Stormo]

we'll all be Christians.

Oh no! That means we'll all go to Hell!




Yes, Hell: where Satan belches fire, and enormous devils break wind both night and day! Hell: where the mind is never free from the torments of remorse, and your bottom never free from the pricking of little forks! Hell: where the softest bits of your nether regions are everybody else's favourite lunch! Hell, where the air is pungent with the aroma of roasted behinds!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, Hell: where Satan belches fire, and enormous devils break wind both night and day! Hell: where the mind is never free from the torments of remorse, and your bottom never free from the pricking of little forks! Hell: where the softest bits of your nether regions are everybody else's favourite lunch! Hell, where the air is pungent with the aroma of roasted behinds!

You're thinking of Detroit, Michigan. I don't belch fire, but I do break a lot a wind. Most of us sit around and post on forums in hell. It's not much different than the Neverboard. Except World of Warcraft is banned. And, despite Christian opinion, it stays around 65 farenheit.

 

[El Stormo]

You're thinking of Detroit, Michigan. I don't belch fire, but I do break a lot a wind. Most of us sit around and post on forums in hell. It's not much different than the Neverboard. Except World of Warcraft is banned. And, despite Christian opinion, it stays around 65 farenheit.

The banning of World of Warcraft makes it better than Hell. In Hell, everyone is forced to play WoW every day and night and see hundreds of 1337 kids shout LOL N00BEH at them.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, no, ever since I took over there's no real punishment there other then no MMORPGS.

 

[El Stormo]

Really? But to me, no MMORPGS is actually a blessing!

*starts fornicating, pillaging, murdering and exploding nuns to go to Hell*

 

[derek]

I'd sleep with Steven Wilson.

and Jeremy.

David and Russell too.

 

[firewalkjen]

Listen very carefully when I say this: It was a joke. You see, when you said that you were leaving and never coming back, I said that it was proof god exists. When Conquer All said fairwell, Eric said that it was proof god exists. Which means that at this rate, if all of the idiots THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND A JOKE (no offense to Ryan because he is cute) keep leaving, we'll all be Christians.

haha you are definately something else hun.

 

[lordofthesewers...]

take care and have fun ryan.

alaska should be fun.
One dumb question?
are you going skying too?

adios for now