Another Neverboard Hate Thread

[Chromatose]

I'm pissed. I went to the vending machine here at the office, there was ONE HEAVENLY PACKAGE OF HOSTESS ORANGE CUPCAKES in there.. just one!

I reach in my pocket.. damn!! 25 cents short! I look around, no one in the area, no one at all. Look up and down the hallways, all clear. "Alright", I say to myself, I'm gonna run outside INTO THE FREAKIN' COLD (it's hella cold, guys) without a coat because I NEED THOSE ORANGE CUPCAKES. Get to the car, grab my change, come back into the building.. hallways are still empty! yeah! I don't see anyone walking away from the vending area...

go up to the machine..

look down at the bottom row where the cupcakes were before

NOTHING! gone!

DAMN!

i'm getting too old for this shit

 

[NAD]

that's fucking bullshit man. BULL. SHIT.

you should go around smelling everyone's breath like on that Hip New Soft Drink commercial featuring the cast of The Fox Network's Mad TV!

 

[Chromatose]

I stood around listening for the crinkling wrapper and plastic of the Cupcake Containment Unit

but, nothing.......

 

[neal]

that is fuckin tragic. what did you get instead?

 

[Chromatose]

a bag of lay's jalapeno kettle chips