Royal Carnage Official "I'm Fuckin' SICK of Iron Maiden!" Thread

[Profanity]

I thought that there was hope when Maiden put out a masterpiece in 1995, with all the new ideas I actually thought Maiden would experiment with chord sequences but then Bruce coming back ruined it all.

 

[JayKeeley]

You're just jealous that the best band (judging from most consistent amount of asskicking work, Ulver's worst album is still an 8/10 effort) that uhhhh.... shit. Where was I going with this? :zombie:

I don't know about that, but I do know that Maiden's worst album is worth a 4/10. What do you have to say about that!?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

II know Maiden may lose to Ulver due to average age definciency and simple ignorants

This part is certainly true

 

[NAD]

I don't know about that, but I do know that Maiden's worst album is worth a 4/10. What do you have to say about that!?

That means at each of their respective worst moments, Ulver are exactly TWICE as better than Maiden. It's simple math! :Spin:

Now we have to figure out the ratio between their best moments, and divide by total discography. Options such as major label releases and EPs are up to the user's discretion. Also, this might help with these calculations:

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh my goat, that actually looks like a Flux Capacitor...!

 

[J.]

what is the average age around here? I don't think it's as young as a lot of people think.

 

[NAD]

It's an exact replica, check this out:

http://www.bfcoulombe.com/flux.html

Level of dorkiness is equal to level of coolness, 10/10 baby.

 

[JayKeeley]

It's an exact replica, check this out:

http://www.bfcoulombe.com/flux.html

Level of dorkiness is equal to level of coolness, 10/10 baby.

Oh my god!! I am such a dork. I recognized a Flux Capacitor replica!!!

NAD, just shoot me now. (And no, I don't mean with your load).

 

[lurch70]

LOL ...

coming soon ... Anti Bathory and At The Gates threads

 

[Nate The Great]

The gears are turning for an anti-Hammers of Misfortune thread. Too many loads have been shot over that band!

 

[Profanity]

LOL ...

coming soon ... Anti Bathory and At The Gates threads

I'll be looking forward to them.

 

[J.]

haha, it's hard to tell if Nate is being serious. but yeah, Judas Priest, Maiden, Hammers, and Slough Feg...enough already

 

[DE]

i hate maiden almost as much as i hate thrash metal in its entirety

 

[JayKeeley]

haha, it's hard to tell if Nate is being serious.

Of course not! There are 3,641 threads in this forum. Bump any you like or start new ones!! Fucking hell, anyone's allowed to start a thread here about anything they like.

The funniest part is, Nate comes here once every 2 months.

 

[ProgMetalFan]

Perdition City > Maiden catalogue

 

[NAD]

Perdition City > Maiden catalogue

Yes.

 

[Demonspell]

If Maiden weren't the cornerstone of my understanding of metal and/or Blood Inside was in my possession, I may have very well voted for Ulver. I think Maiden does deserve to be held in reverence here, but the skeptical part of me doesn't understand the uproar about a band that defies categorization and has successfully reinvented themselves on multiple occasions challenging one now content to coast on past glories in some dumb tournamment thing.

 

[Henrik Main]

i hate maiden almost as much as i hate thrash metal in its entirety

The only Maiden songs I can enjoy occasionally are "Murder In The Rue Morgue" (or something) and "Aces High". The rest is pretty much boring tbh

 

[Hell Mike]

Fuck you, unbelievers

 

[Crimson Velvet]

An anti-Maiden thread?

Blasphemy, I say!!