The Former Official neverboard photo site

[-Velvet_Sleep-]

Haha, u have to be REALY bored to do that, and it was hard to do!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Look, it's Cellulite City!

 

[neal]

look, its a talking stick figure!

 

[derek]

Look...

WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL, IT'S ROMAN BEDNAR! ROMAN BEDNAR!

 

[-Velvet_Sleep-]

Look, it's Cellulite City!

I dont see any..

 

[El Stormo]

Neither do I. I only see a blurry pyjama'ed ass with tattoo, but no cellulitis. That was very rude of you, metalskater. I'll have to tell your mommy.

 

[lad]

Me and Behemoth with their godlike sound engineer Malta...pwnage

Awesome. I especially love the Emperor t.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Neither do I. I only see a blurry pyjama'ed ass with tattoo, but no cellulitis. That was very rude of you, metalskater. I'll have to tell your mommy.

Rude but funny!

 

[Dead Winter]

Awesome. I especially love the Emperor t.

Thanks! That's my "lucky Emperor" T-shirt. The first time I wore it to a concert in Italy, I fucked a hot Italian chick in Milan the same night. We then became lovers, then friends, then lovers, then friends, then enemies, but since then we've put aside our differences and are good friends now. She moved to Australia recently. It was one of the best and worst experiences of my life, but without her, I wouldn't have met my wife now, whom I met on a train coming back from Milan after I told the lover to go fuck herself once and for all. But that's another story for another time...the way we met is straight out of a Harlequin Romance novel, I shit you not. It's so perfect that you'd think I'm bullshitting. It's so sweet it'll make you induce vomiting and eat it just so you could vomit it back up again.

 

[neal]

It's so sweet it'll make you induce vomiting and eat it just so you could vomit it back up again.

hott

 

[SonOfABitch]

Yup you're gay. LOL

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

God damn it i have a couple emperor shirts but I've yet to fuck a random italian chick the night of a concert, resulting in a complicated relationship which ultimately ends, but in doing so opens up a greater relationship opportunity.

 

[Dead Winter]

If I told the story, I honestly don't think anyone would believe me...it's like a movie.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You could call it "One Night In Milan"

 

[Will Bozarth]

bump. removed the email address from the thread so people will stop emailing it and (obviously) unstickied it. new site coming soon!

 

[El Stormo]

You could call it "One Night In Milan"

Or, "One Night In A Milanese Chick"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That would be a porno.

 

[El Stormo]

With which your problem would be...?