Fat attack!

Bacchante said:
That...sucks. :(
I never had blood smeared on me, but certain kids tried to throw me in an open storm drain, threw whole cans of sprite at my face...And a lot of the kids that picked on me were Latino.

I remember kids would do shit to each other, like push someone off a slide, and then blame it on me...and the stupid teachers would belive it, no questions asked.

I hate kids like that.
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Me too. Little bastards.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
I feel bad for being out of shape and not being able to take my new puppy for jogs. I can't imagine ever subjecting kids to a life of tv and McDonalds.
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Just jog a little here and there. Eventually you will be able to do more and more.

I think parents who just give their kids McDonalds as food should be smacked around. They are sending their kids to an early grave.
The most screwed up part is that most of them make having ice cream as a special treat. Ice cream has far less fat than 1 burger. It also has calcium, protein and some vitamins depending on what is in it. Those shitty fast food burgers have nothing good in them. They are such low quality and processed so much that they lost anything in it that was ever of value. The kids would be better off eating ice cream for dinner than eating fast food, some highly processed hamburger helper or mac and powdered "cheese" thing.
 
Metal head87 said:
Just jog a little here and there. Eventually you will be able to do more and more.

I think parents who just give their kids McDonalds as food should be smacked around. They are sending their kids to an early grave.
The most screwed up part is that most of them make having ice cream as a special treat. Ice cream has far less fat than 1 burger. It also has calcium, protein and some vitamins depending on what is in it. The kids would be better off eating ice cream for dinner than eating fast food, some highly processed hamburger helper or mac and powdered "cheese" thing.
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I do, we've gone the last two nights. I'd be able to walk more if he'd quit stopping ever 50 feet to lick his ween. :yuk:
 
i have an obese roommate and at first when i moved in i was like "oh now i see why he is.." but lately he's been taking metabolism and diet pills. i know he's self-conscious about his weight and he's trying to lose it and i've learned a lot about living bigger. even the most trivial things like parking can make him feel uncomfortable.
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
I do, we've gone the last two nights. I'd be able to walk more if he'd quit stopping ever 50 feet to lick his ween. :yuk:
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Hahahahahahaha, I guess it's easier than for him to have to find a dog to do it for him:lol:
 
Let me say it again... there is a difference between "overweight" and "fat"
and OBESE. I was ONLY talking about the ones who can;t even walk.....
ok?
Not fat people. I dont hate them. In fact I don't hate anyone, but obese people just disgust me, and I absolutely do not feel sorry for them.

Yes 500LBS is gross, and drug addicts are gross too.
I totally agree with Firewalkjen and Metalhead 87.
I also like to say: that I don't want to offend anyone... no one on this board is even close to that obese stage...

Also: if you're 500lbs and you let yourself get to that stage...
you're an idiot.
 
I think Weird Al said it best...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
 
BlackwaterNymph said:
...or a member of Finntroll. :lol:
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Or in Carpathian Forest. Not only that, but walking on stage in Speedos:puke: :lol:

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DreamNeonBlack said:
I think Weird Al said it best...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
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Fat > All other Weird Al songs
 
Metal head87 said:
The most screwed up part is that most of them make having ice cream as a special treat. Ice cream has far less fat than 1 burger. It also has calcium, protein and some vitamins depending on what is in it. Those shitty fast food burgers have nothing good in them. They are such low quality and processed so much that they lost anything in it that was ever of value. The kids would be better off eating ice cream for dinner than eating fast food, some highly processed hamburger helper or mac and powdered "cheese" thing.
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Right the fuck on! Ice cream for dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunar Still said:
Fat > All other Weird Al songs
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Mmm -- I dunno... I'm awfully fond of "Grapefruit Diet"....
 
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