Father Strangelight confession thread

[Dora]

aaaah. Bless me, FFS! I buy you a pint.

 

[Strangelight]

Father Strangelight, I have a habit of running around the house naked all the time. I'm naked right now. Is this bad?
I also want to hurt myself most of the time.

dont hurt yourself dear child but God said its ok and that to run around naked like.
Peace be with you!

 

[Strangelight]

aaaah. Bless me, FFS! I buy you a pint.

 

[Strangelight]

 

[Su Jacko]

Father Strangelight, it has been *coughs* amount of years since my last confession. I'm afraid that if I start to tell you of my sinning I'll be here all month...ok, ok..i've swore...used the F word and the C word

 

[Strangelight]

Father Strangelight, it has been *coughs* amount of years since my last confession. I'm afraid that if I start to tell you of my sinning I'll be here all month...ok, ok..i've swore...used the F word and the C word

just dont use the P word ok?

 

[Su Jacko]

I shall take your advice and neither say nor think, herein, about such a foul word as the 'p' one.

Gloria Patri,¨ et Filio,¨ et Spiritui Sancto.¨ Sicut erat in principio,¨ et nunc, et semper,¨ et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.¨

 

[Susie]

oh father strangelight, forgive me for i have sinned, i told me fella tonight that he looked like rob lowe

 

[trona]

*penis - pussy - prick - poke - penetrate*


OOPS!!!!




sorry

 

[Strangelight]

oh father strangelight, forgive me for i have sinned, i told me fella tonight that he looked like rob lowe

I think the main sin is the phrase "me fella"! Now you must learn this Japanese rosary business and refrain from thus 'peasant speak' pff!

 

[Strangelight]

*penis - pussy - prick - poke - penetrate*


OOPS!!!!




sorry

PRIVATE!!! PFF! get into my box!

 

[trona]

*hehehehe!*

Okay :Spin: *leaps into box* I'm home! What is up? Am I gonna get spanked?

 

[Strangelight]

*hehehehe!*

Okay :Spin: *leaps into box* I'm home! What is up? Am I gonna get spanked?

 

[trona]

What the.....! Okay, well does that outfit have a zipper on it somewhere ?

Oh, nevermind. *rips it down the front! Pulls up my dress and sits on his naked lap. Puts my arms around his neck and looks him in the eyes forelornly.* Father, I have another confession to make. I'm kinda wet.

 

[Strangelight]

What the.....! Okay, well does that outfit have a zipper on it somewhere ?

Oh, nevermind. *rips it down the front! Pulls up my dress and sits on his naked lap.* Father, I have another confession to make. I'm kinda wet.*

 

[trona]

This is like a dream. That is the largest erection I have ever seen! Jesusfuckingcockchrist!

Will it hurt?

 

[trona]

And are those going to fit on it?

 

[Strangelight]

 

[trona]

oh my lord! I feel faint .......

 

[Strangelight]

oh my lord! I feel faint .......