Father Strangelight confession thread

[elzka]

you should take a look at this....
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

 

[trona]

Wait! Is that up the ass??!! Get the fuck off of me, jesus christ!
Would i, should I have expected anything other than to get fucked up the ass by the cockchrist himself ?! Hell no. My life story.

*runs away and sobs*

 

[trona]

Did you hear me Elzka? the COCKCHRIST HIMSELF!

 

[chezzy]

why be a sinner... when you can be a winner

 

[trona]

Cockchrist fucking me up my ass.

 

[elzka]

but trona, moses is the man to lead you to the promised land..

 

[trona]

You mean Benjamin, the cockchrist.

I must take it up the ass in exchange for finding the promised land? Is that what you are saying, elzka?

 

[trona]

I guess i was a sinner afterall. it was all me. now I pay.

 

[Susie]

I think the main sin is the phrase "me fella"! Now you must learn this Japanese rosary business and refrain from thus 'peasant speak' pff!

but father strangelight , i said me fella cos i,m sick of sayin bf, its short for biff

 

[Achernar]

 

[Strangelight]

it'll all come out in the wash! Amen

 

[trona]

But what if I don't wash regularily? I'm just filthy and smelly and so are my clothes and I can't help it. Then what? What do I do?
It's just an awful situation.

 

[Susie]

But what if I don't wash regularily? I'm just filthy and smelly and so are my clothes and I can't help it. Then what? What do I do?
It's just an awful situation.

father strangelight will, anoint you with his special liquids to keep you clean

 

[Strangelight]

But what if I don't wash regularily? I'm just filthy and smelly and so are my clothes and I can't help it. Then what? What do I do?
It's just an awful situation.

 

[trona]

I can guarantee you that that holy water is going to burn me alive.

 

[Shadowlike]

this is actually taken from Greek Orthodox Church ..not Catholic. Death to false priests

 

[Strangelight]

this is actually taken from Greek Orthodox Church ..not Catholic. Death to false priests

Ah the Greeks must have copied it from the Catholics then. You may have invented counting and bumming but you didnt invent God, FFS!

 

[the_good_son141]

zeus ffs!the only thing invented the last 400 years probably is chicken souvlaki

 

[Strangelight]

zeus ffs!the only thing invented the last 400 years probably is chicken souvlaki

surely that was the Turks?

 

[Shadowlike]

Ah the Greeks must have copied it from the Catholics then. You may have invented counting and bumming but you didnt invent God, FFS!

i remember ancient Greeks creating 12 Gods before any ape-like creature across europe could pronounce the word "God"....but then again ..what do I know ? I study computers.:Spin: