Favorite Simpsons quotes!

[augdawg2]

There seems to be quite a few Simpsons fans on this site so I thought it would be fitting to have a thread for favorite Simpsons quotes. Here is just one of mine!

Homer: Here ye, here ye, lets start the first meeting of the Hells Satans

Flanders: I vote we change our club name

Lenny: How about the Devils pals?

Flanders: uhhhhhhh, I don't know?

Moe: no, how about the christ punchers?

Homer: No, we are the hells satans, besides I already made the jackets!

Cheerz!

AugDawg

 

[nafnikufesin]

On Maggie's birth:

Homer: It's a boy! And what a boy!!!!

Dr. Hibbard: No, Mr. Simpson, it's a girl. That's the umbilical cord.

 

[deathdude]

I have many favourite quotes but nothing beats:

Homer: DOUH!!!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

I remember a stretch of episodes a few seasons ago where other people, like Bart, Lisa, Marge, etc. would say "D'oh!", which made Homer's classic line even funnier because it wasn't expected.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Homer: I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work to make money. Why don't I just lie down and die???

 

[augdawg2]

Bart: Hey, there's skinner!

Skinner: Up yours children!

Cheerz!

AUgDawg

 

[blakmetalemp]

Natives: What are you doing?

Homer: Building a chapel.

Natives: Why?

Homer: Because your all sinners.

Natives: Since when?

Homer: Since I got here, now grab a brick or go to hell.


same episode also has:
"Save me Jebus!!!"

 

[augdawg2]

Homer: Wait a minute, how much sex would be envolved? Cause if it's some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheerz!

AugDawg

 

[nafnikufesin]

Barney: Hey Moe, what's this?

Moe: It's a sneeze guard.

Barney: Ah choo! Hey! It works!

(From the best episode ever..."The Flaming Homer")

 

[ThraxDude]

Ralph Wiggum: Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

Ralph Wiggum: When I grow up I either want to be a caterpillar or a principal.

Homer (singing): I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Homer (talking into phone): Yeah, I tell you, it sucked. It was the suckiest suck that ever sucked!

Marge: Homer! Your language!

Homer (talking into phone): Sorry Moe, gotta go, my sucky kids are listening.

(or something very close to that)

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Or how about my ALL TIME favorite, from one of the earlier Halloween episodes:

Grandpa (bursting into room carrying hammer & stake): We have to kill the boy!

Marge: Grandpa, how did you know Bart was a vampire?

Grandpa: Bart's a vampire? Ahhhhh!

*snickers* get's me every time, ha ha!

 

[AjDeath]

wow, so many to choose from, how about, homer saying" I would like a tab." and then pressing the tab button on his keyboard, and then saying ,"hmmm, where's my tab?"

 

[Todd]

Homer: I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of SWEET BEER.

Ralph: I bent my wookie.

Bart: It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson...except with more swearing. We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!!!

Nelson (punching a spotted owl): Stop endangering yourself! Stop endangering yourself!

Krusty's Accountant: You bet AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty: Aw...I thought the Generals were due!

Comic Book Guy (having a heart-attack): Breath.. short... left..arm.. numb. Can't go on.. describing.. symptoms much longer...

 

[Jeffasin]

Marge: Homer, you're turning this town into a giant trash hole.

Homer: Marge, ixnay on the ashholetray.

j

 

[Armored Thrax]

Barney stumbles out of Moe's Tavern and falls into a metal trash can. He is upside down with his legs sticking out and utters: "Hey....this is great....a peanut!"

 

[xarchx]

rex banner : are you the beer baron ???

comic book guy : only by night by day i work for a major metropolitan newspaper !!!!!!!

rex banner : don't crack wise with me tubby !!

comic book guy : tubby ? oh yes tubby


bart : oh a fat sarcastic star trek fan i bet your a real hit with the ladies

comic book guy : sigh

homer : who was the first man on the moon ?? apollo creed ?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Bart: "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

 

[ThraxDude]

Ralph: It tastes like burning!

_
Todd Flanders: Ow! My freakin ears!

 

[SlaughterofSoul]

Frank Grimes:And you were in space?
Homer:Yes. You've never been?

Bart:And I took the head off your most cherished childhood toy: Mr. Hunnybunny!
Lisa:Mr. Hunnybunny was your most cherished childhood toy.
Bart: AH! Mr. Hunnybunny!