Female facial beauty

[Blurry_Dreams]

if Kelly's ass is too big for you
what about putting ScarJo's face on the body of Tessa Fowler??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i think @arg would prolly say that ScarJo has got a prettier face than the pornstars that i mentoned,
because pornstars can kinda get away with having ugly-ish faces (Sara Jay's face comes to mind as one of the pornstars where people thought her face was ugly but they still jack-off to her body) and also the obviously-fake-boob-porn-stars that started-and-ended their porn carreers in the 80s

then there's this girl
this girl's vids are like 99% just blowjobs
so, theoretically, her face is georgeous
her blowjob vids are always filmed like her face is gorgeous, like you'd rather get a blowjob from this super-pretty face instead of the ugly-face-girl you're actually having some sort of sex with

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

he's a different picture of her, seemingly the same horrible make-up but slightly better lighting

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@arg

in this NSFW PIC
you can see her face-shapes much more clearly

Spoiler

 

[CiG]

You have shit taste in bitches. Kelly's ass isn't too big but her tits are gross and her face is a mess. Awful.

Spoiler: ScarJo Wins

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

IIRC
kelly divine is an "ass model"
as in you say her tits are gross even though most people don't even remember what-the-fuck her tits even look like

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

kinda like how there was a moment where everyone on GMD Social was in love with Remy LaCroix's ass-shaking in that erotic hula-hoop GIF even though no one seemed to notice that Remy's really got no boobs at all

i used to spend a shit-ton of time jacking my dick to Virgo Peridot shaking her giant-jiggling-ass and i can honestly say it actually took me a while to even notice she's got the same giant-ass-with-no-boobs-thing that Remy LaCroix has going on

i'm pretty sure Kelly Divine isn't quite as flat-chested as Remy and Virgo but i still can honestly say i really don't remember what-the-fuck Kelly's boobs actually look like

 

[CiG]

no one seemed to notice that Remy's really got no boobs at all

She's got the perfect body in terms of ass/tits ratio.

i'm pretty sure Kelly Divine isn't quite as flat-chested as Remy and Virgo but i still can honestly say i really don't remember what-the-fuck Kelly's boobs actually look like

Disgusting implants.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

She's got the perfect body in terms of ass/tits ratio.

Okay maybe LaCroix isn't totally completely nipple-on-a-ribcage, but i still prefer the giant-jiggle-boobs of Tessa Fowler

Disgusting implants.

Spoiler: NSFW

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the boobs she has are boobs that many guys would consider pretty
but i'm not quite one of them, when i am looking at boob-porn, i'm looking at Gianna Michaels shaking her tits at the camera

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

also
the rest of Kelly's face is actually kinda pretty
it's really just her nose that's ugly
maybe she could get a nose-job??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@arg

in this NSFW PIC
you can see her face-shapes much more clearly

Spoiler

Still think the face in this photo is pretty

 

[CiG]

You legit have dogshit taste in women.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@CiG

then there's this girl
this girl's vids are like 99% just blowjobs
so, theoretically, her face is georgeous
her blowjob vids are always filmed like her face is gorgeous, like you'd rather get a blowjob from this super-pretty face instead of the ugly-face-girl you're actually having some sort of sex with

still kinda like this woman's face

 

[CiG]

Awful. Her gimmick is literally that's she's ugly. She looks like you in drag ffs.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Awful. Her gimmick is literally that's she's ugly. She looks like you in drag ffs.

actually, she's got the difinitively caucazoid nose thing that i don't have
my face would actually look more feminine than hers (assuming i got rid of the facial-hair and thinned out my eyebrows)

 

[CiG]

True she does have a shnozz. She's wretched mate. I mean, I'm not completely unsympathetic to the butterface fetish but yikes this one is overboard.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

True she does have a shnozz. She's wretched mate. I mean, I'm not completely unsympathetic to the butterface fetish but yikes this one is overboard.

so she's doing somesort of "being better at blowjobs than pretty people" kind of a joke??
i'm not seeing it
i think there's people out there that think Little Oral Andie has got a pretty face
i'm one of them when i'm meth-twacked, maybe it's a beer-goggles kinda thing, maybe her target audience is people who watch their porn while intoxicated

 

[CiG]

Nah I think there's a lot of dudes out there that get off on butterfaced bushpig beasts, that's all. It's not a joke on her part, she's just making the best of what she has.

There are dudes out there that think morbidly obese bitches are hot too.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Nah I think there's a lot of dudes out there that get off on butterfaced bushpig beasts.

eeeiiww
i was sitting here thinking that different guys have different opinions of what a pretty face looks like with guys who love blowjobs thinking her face is sexy

now i'm imagining guys getting somehow turned on by a dick-sucking face that's ugly
like her face is too ugly to kiss her, her face is too ugly to take her out in public, her face is too ugly to let your friends know she's sucking your dick, but she's better at sucking dick than pretty people

i remember the ancient phrase
"freakishly ugly people are awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"
but i didn't think that could get made into super-popular porn videos

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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There are dudes out there that think morbidly obese bitches are hot too.

i like soft squishy jiggly women
but not the superhuge women in the porn pix called SSBBW
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=SSBBW&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover