Female facial beauty

[CiG]

i remember the ancient phrase
"freakishly ugly people are awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"

That's not a phrase.

 

[arg]

A female can have the best body, the best sex skills, the best asshole in the world but if she is facially ugly or even average, i would not fuck her. I am more sexually aroused by asshole than face, but she needs to be at least a face 8 to even be considered.

this is my ideal female body I’d give it a 10 and her face 8.5




and here’s a face 9.5 body 9, i like abs over ribs, would still screw in an instant tho obv

 

[CiG]

I like her better than that brick-arsed chick in the video.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

That's not a phrase.

you're right
it's not a "phrase" it's an entire sentence

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

A female can have the best body, the best sex skills, the best asshole in the world but if she is facially ugly or even average, i would not fuck her. I am more sexually aroused by asshole than face, but she needs to be at least a face 8 to even be considered.

I think you've said this somewhere before
prolly earlier in this thread

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

amber heard aparently has the prettiest face in the world
https://www.bing.com/search?q=amber+heard+"prettiest+face"&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IENAD2
so here's some amber heard face pix

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

NSFW
https://www.google.com/search?q="prettiest+face+in+porn"&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiE3ZDZrMzwAhXDVc0KHc9ACjgQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1284&bih=895&safe=images

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...porn"&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

and since Natalie Mars has been refered to as the prettiest face in tranny porn
here's some pix of Natalie Mars' face

 

[no country for old wainds]

that's cool and all but who has the prettiest cock in tranny porn?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

that's cool and all but who has the prettiest cock in tranny porn?

actually me posting pix of Natalie Mars' face just started as a joke based on when @CiG initially posted that first pic of Natalie and @arg thought Natalie's face was pretty before arg noticed Mars had a penis

i just kept posting pix of Natalie Mars' face because Natalie really was described as having the "prettiest face in tranny porn" (IIRC, i think it was on Reddit where a bunch of tranny-porn-addicts kept going on and on and on about Natalie having the prettiest tranny face in tranny porn)

but, for me, if i know the person has fully-functioning-penis
i actually like the trannies that have gone through the "facial-feminizing-surgery"

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Sarina+Valentina&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=anna+mancini&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=eva+cassini&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

who has the prettiest cock in tranny porn?

answering this question should be in a whole different thread
perhaps this one
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/favorite-porn-stars.967789/page-64

 

[CiG]

you're right
it's not a "phrase" it's an entire sentence

No what I mean is, it's not something anybody says, it's not part of common parlance.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

it's not something anybody says, it's not part of common parlance.

It was
In America
Forever ago
But, you're right
It's not something anyone says anymore

 

[CiG]

It was never said.

 

[no country for old wainds]

here we prefer the rather more straightforward "bag it and shag it"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

here we prefer the rather more straightforward "bag it and shag it"

 

[no country for old wainds]

every time i click "show ignored content" on this page i get amber heard's pleasing face in the centre of my screen, which is unsettling because i typically associate that button with feelings of disgust and repulsion

 

[CiG]

Here we have a phrase to describe the slappers Blurry is into; "face like a dropped pie."

 

[Vegard Pompey]

This rando that showed up in my youtube recommendations feed:

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Here we have a phrase to describe the slappers Blurry is into; "face like a dropped pie."