Female facial beauty

CiG said:
Awful. Her gimmick is literally that's she's ugly. She looks like you in drag ffs.
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actually, she's got the difinitively caucazoid nose thing that i don't have
my face would actually look more feminine than hers (assuming i got rid of the facial-hair and thinned out my eyebrows) ;)
 
CiG said:
True she does have a shnozz. She's wretched mate. I mean, I'm not completely unsympathetic to the butterface fetish but yikes this one is overboard.
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so she's doing somesort of "being better at blowjobs than pretty people" kind of a joke??
i'm not seeing it
i think there's people out there that think Little Oral Andie has got a pretty face
i'm one of them when i'm meth-twacked, maybe it's a beer-goggles kinda thing, maybe her target audience is people who watch their porn while intoxicated
 
Nah I think there's a lot of dudes out there that get off on butterfaced bushpig beasts, that's all. It's not a joke on her part, she's just making the best of what she has.

There are dudes out there that think morbidly obese bitches are hot too.
 
CiG said:
Nah I think there's a lot of dudes out there that get off on butterfaced bushpig beasts.
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eeeiiww
i was sitting here thinking that different guys have different opinions of what a pretty face looks like with guys who love blowjobs thinking her face is sexy

now i'm imagining guys getting somehow turned on by a dick-sucking face that's ugly
like her face is too ugly to kiss her, her face is too ugly to take her out in public, her face is too ugly to let your friends know she's sucking your dick, but she's better at sucking dick than pretty people

i remember the ancient phrase
"freakishly ugly people are awesome in bed if you blindfold yourself first"
but i didn't think that could get made into super-popular porn videos
 
A female can have the best body, the best sex skills, the best asshole in the world but if she is facially ugly or even average, i would not fuck her. I am more sexually aroused by asshole than face, but she needs to be at least a face 8 to even be considered.

this is my ideal female body I’d give it a 10 and her face 8.5



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and here’s a face 9.5 body 9, i like abs over ribs, would still screw in an instant tho obv
 
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arg said:
A female can have the best body, the best sex skills, the best asshole in the world but if she is facially ugly or even average, i would not fuck her. I am more sexually aroused by asshole than face, but she needs to be at least a face 8 to even be considered.
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I think you've said this somewhere before
prolly earlier in this thread
 
amber heard aparently has the prettiest face in the world
https://www.bing.com/search?q=amber+heard+"prettiest+face"&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IENAD2
so here's some amber heard face pix
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and since Natalie Mars has been refered to as the prettiest face in tranny porn
here's some pix of Natalie Mars' face
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no country for old wainds said:
that's cool and all but who has the prettiest cock in tranny porn?
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:lol:

actually me posting pix of Natalie Mars' face just started as a joke based on when @CiG initially posted that first pic of Natalie and @arg thought Natalie's face was pretty before arg noticed Mars had a penis

i just kept posting pix of Natalie Mars' face because Natalie really was described as having the "prettiest face in tranny porn" (IIRC, i think it was on Reddit where a bunch of tranny-porn-addicts kept going on and on and on about Natalie having the prettiest tranny face in tranny porn)

but, for me, if i know the person has fully-functioning-penis
i actually like the trannies that have gone through the "facial-feminizing-surgery"

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Sarina+Valentina&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=anna+mancini&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=eva+cassini&form=HDRSC2&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover
 
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