Female ritual oral deconstruction tactics of chocolate bars

[Maqus]

Once I saw a film I forgot the title of, but there's a whore who teaches a woman how to give a good blowjob and she demonstrates it on a banana, but then she accidentally swallows and almost chokes on half of it.

 

[Strangelight]

eh don't. you're going to make me cry. i'll send you some 10p crisps over, Space Raiders. Beef or Pickled Onion?

that man needs Frazzles!

 

[Susie]

that man needs Frazzles!

He does not, have you tasted them lately? they have lost their flavour, i bought a bag of them the other day and they have become weeeakk

 

[Strangelight]

He does not, have you tasted them lately? they have lost their flavour, i bought a bag of them the other day and they have become weeeakk

Bacon Bites then, or bacon Football Crazies. Remember them ones that were like Fish 'n Chips only in the shape of pigs?

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Get the lad some discos. quality crisps.

 

[Bambi]

he needs substance ffs, and that means only one thing in the crisp world: 45 grams of honky dorys, stat!!

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

hunky dory's what kind of crap is this give the lad McCoys thats a feast of a crisp

 

[Bambi]

pfft mccoys, cheap imitation

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

what the hell are hunky dory's like? I dont think we have them here. So its McCoys all the way!

 

[Bambi]

you dont have tayto or king crisps either, a poor show.

 

[chezzy]

tayto hahaha what the fuck are they

 

[breaklose]

so have you guys decided on the pack of crisps im getting yet?

 

[Susie]

Get the lad some discos. quality crisps.

yeh they are smart crisps also frisps are rather ace too

 

[Don Corleone]

I have a sister, she blowjobs bananas

eh?

 

[Don Corleone]

phew i finally changed my avatar after three years.

 

[Susie]

phew i finally changed my avatar after three years.

I preferred the old one just kidding its a lovely pic mate

 

[Don Corleone]

thanks
you know the old one was opeth
i had to change it!

 

[Bambi]

so have you guys decided on the pack of crisps im getting yet?

I reckon hunky dorys cheese and onion just for their filling ability, you could buy a roll and make a crisp sandwich

 

[siderea]

thanks
you know the old one was opeth
i had to change it!

no fan anymore?

 

[breaklose]

so which of you is gonna send me that pack of crisps?