Coyotes and bob cats kill new-born calves taking away my income. Guns kill coyotes and/or bobcats first.
Plus, its a fact that people try to rob farmers in this area. There are VERY few people, and stupid people will drive from many miles away to try to rob a persons farm. Thus, a pistol is better intimidation than my fists.
If somebody sticks a gun to my face or my wife or kids (someday) face, I will not hesitate to take action. With so little law enforcement and so much area to cover, things like this happen. Nearly everybody owns weapons for self defense where I live.
I wouldn't expect PJ to understand any of that, though. You're more than welcome to show me the proper technique for fighting a would-be theif when he has a gun in my face and I have nothing but my hands. I don't have the military or ninja background you must have.