Finally watched Bowling for Columbine...

[JayKeeley]

While you're trying to get close enough to hit somebody with a bat, some dude with a .357 magnum blows your skull in two from 25 yards.

But I suppose you could hide the bat under your invisible cloak.

He would bite your ear.

 

[NAD]

The Ultimate in Home Defense:

lizard help me out, looking for that flying cat jumping baby cry cut gif. You know.

 

[lizard]

just sent it to your yahoo acct

 

[NAD]

hahahaha yes!!!

Too big to post though, d'oh.

 

[Papa Josh]

While you're trying to get close enough to hit somebody with a bat, some dude with a .357 magnum blows your skull in two from 25 yards.

But I suppose you could hide the bat under your invisible cloak.

In my house there isn't any spot for him to be 25 yards away from me, jackass.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Your logic is flawed if you think guns are the problem. In risk of sounding cliche, People kill people, not fucking guns. I'd like to add a big fat DUH! to that statement.

The original purpose of the right to bear arms in this country was for "the people" to have self defense against the government, if it ever stepped out of line and went wacky. I guess those days are long gone though.

 

[Nate The Great]

In my house there isn't any spot for him to be 25 yards away from me, jackass.

My bad . . . I forgot the only place you will EVER be in danger might be your house.

 

[Papa Josh]

My bad . . . I forgot the only place you will EVER be in danger might be your house.

Oh, so you wanna carry your gun everywhere....

 

[Nate The Great]

Oh, so you wanna carry your gun everywhere....

I'm just messing with you. You're way to much fun to antagonize.

 

[Papa Josh]

I'm just messing with you. You're way to much fun to antagonize.

I know... we've been doing it for years now.

I know what you're saying, you know what I'm saying, it's all good.

 

[Hell Mike]

Come on guys, going to a bar would be a LOT more exciting if you knew everyone had an uzi in their pocket

 

[Nate The Great]

This gun would be so sweet. Too bad its too expensive. Good for hunting AND punk ass bitches!

 

[NAD]

Come on guys, going to a bar would be a LOT more exciting if you knew everyone had an uzi in their pocket

I've been to a few bars where this is the general assumption. It's actually kinda fun, yeah.

One of my buddy's was arrested on attempted murder charges last night because he gave some punk kid his 9mm and the dude tried to shoot someone. HAHAHAHAHHA what a fucking tool. Nobody was hurt so I can laugh.